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"my arm hurts" kRoNk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(2/22/2021 4:21:00 PM)
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Greetings!....Is anyone out there?
It would seem that if I fall asleep with my right arm folded under my chest cavity, I have a better than average chance of dreaming. Yes, I know. That sounds strange but, consider the source. 😉
**


She looked a lot like Cleopatra.
We made our way through the singing sands.
She knew the way to a secret oasis.
She held my soul in her hands.
**
Jackals calling, when the moon rose.
Banshees wailed into the night-
Please don't wake me, if I'm dreaming.
May be all wrong, but it feels so right-
**

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Date: 2/22/2021 6:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I refuse to fall asleep while watching any three stooges episodes due to the fact that The dream will end up with a certain member of USM bears a close resemblance to Moe.

You know the source....
  
Date: 2/22/2021 8:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry keeps disrespecting Paddy Bear like this and you allow it to happen Kronk?
I guess it's easy to cast the first stone when one keeps being mistaken for the 'BEFORE' photo
in one of those male enhancement ads.

I'll have to attempt sleeping with my arm under my chest cavity. It might be worth the extra
ache when I wake up in the morning.
Can you please confirm what you consider to be your chest cavity? I want to do this the right way.

  
Date: 2/22/2021 10:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Why? I thought your preference was hanging from the ceiling by your talons? And how long has it been since you saw a dentist?  
Date: 2/23/2021 2:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

Hey Larry...hank you for the compliment!
I am indeed very talonted and I don't see dentists any more as I have chosen a more gummy lifestyle.

  
Date: 2/24/2021 10:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I hope you're satisfied Kronk.
You've instigated a bad poetry war between Hey Larry and myself.

This can only lead to global anarchy.

  
Date: 2/24/2021 10:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I think I should win poet of the week....  
Date: 2/24/2021 2:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you'll get my vote.
I've never seen poetry so weak.

  
Date: 2/24/2021 3:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler and Hey Larry You guys are the absolute best! Thanks so much! I haven't had this many comments in years.  
Date: 2/24/2021 4:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Definition of cavity: "an unfilled space within a mass
especially : a hollowed-out space"

Ever since I spent those four years in Transylvania with "D" I've noticed that my heart and lungs have atrophied to the point that my lungs are the size of thumbnails and my heart, the size of a pea. I can now stay submerged for 75 minutes and scale "Burj Kalifa" in 80 seconds.
  
Date: 2/24/2021 6:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...regarding the amount of replies to your post...I'm asking for Hey Larry and he wants to know if the check is in the mail yet.
  
Date: 2/24/2021 7:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Kronk..your definition of cavity has explained much in regards to Hekler and the space between his ears. In lieu of payment perhaps it would be of better use if it were applied to a home that would take a person of this limited expectation.

  
Date: 2/24/2021 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you would assume that Hey Larry would be in awe of me:

https://youtu.be/hdjL8WXjlGI

  

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