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...It's Sunday night and I'm blaming Joe Biden

  Author:  5301  Category:(Interesting) Created:(2/21/2021 6:36:00 PM)
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...and why not?
 
 
 
I just finished reading an article quoting  former Trump adviser Larry Kudlow claiming that the massive power outages in Texas are “the consequences” of electing President Joe Biden.
Normally, I might be a little sceptical in believing such a claim but when this kind of statement is made  by such an unimpeachable authority, how can one disregard it?
 
 
This only led to some deep thought on my part and  after spending a lengthy period of at least five minutes of pondering,
I came up with many more catastrophes that could also be directly attributable to Joe Biden's malfeasance.
 
 
 
#1     79 AD ~ Eruption of Mount Vesuvius and Destruction of Pompeii and Herculaneum
 
 
These are plaster castings of deceased citizens of Pompeii.
 
They had been waiting in line to vote Republican when disaster struck.
Joe Biden could have prevented this by hopping into his Delorean and
travelled through time and space to shuttle people out on Greyhound buses.
 
Did he?    Nope!
 
 It was clearly another example of a rigged election.
 
 
 
#2   September 1, 1939 ~ German Invasion of Poland
 
 
Yes, a little pre-emptive action on Biden's part such as him telling Hitler "Come on man!"
might have averted the Second World War but Biden was busy.
He had strapped on his trusty tool belt and was helping the guys in the picture below
build their new restaurant. Presidents have their priorities.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
#3   August 25 - 29, 2005 ~ Hurricane Katrina
 
 
Everyone is in agreement that Katrina could have been thwarted before it even made landfall if Joe Biden had 
approached the Dyson Company and commisioned a SUPER VACUUM.  This vacuum would have been used
to suck that tropical storm up while it was still in the Gulf of Mexico. Joe was caught sleeping yet again!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I'm sure you all can come up with a few ideas too.
 
Rained on your Wedding Day = BIDEN
Huge pimple on Prom night = BIDEN
 
 
 
 

How it changed my life:

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Date: 2/22/2021 1:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Yeah, and it was Joe Biden’s fault that Senator Cruz flew to Cancun , Mexico on a much needed getaway after trying to overthrow the government.  
Date: 2/22/2021 6:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Oh, and who could forget the “Great Molasses Flood of 1919?”

https://www.history.com/news/the-great-molasses-flood-of-1919
  
Date: 2/22/2021 11:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Cruz went to Cancun because there was evidence implicating Dominion Voting Systems in election fraud and he wanted to be the one to nail those liars to the wall!

  
Date: 2/22/2021 11:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...at first, when I saw "Great molasses flood", I thought it was the title of Mitch McConnell's biography.
Then I saw the year: 1919.

Still, it must have been a good year for gingerbread in Boston.
Every cloud has a silver lining.

  
Date: 2/22/2021 1:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Cruz went to Mexico because the border wall Trump wanted to build was nothing more than a “ Trojan “ horse.  
Date: 2/22/2021 1:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    All I can compare your second comment to would be “ You can’t catch me cuz I’m the Gingerbread Man!”  
Date: 2/22/2021 8:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...still singing the original version of that 1972 Sammy Davis Jr. song I see.

  
Date: 2/22/2021 10:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Classic song from a classy person.  
Date: 2/23/2021 10:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler It's about time to start blaming "someone else" for everything that has gone wrong in the world since the invention of the wheel. "They" `bout wore out "the Don." How'd you find out about "Cruz?" I thought that was a "top secret" mission. Gotta' go. I need to talk to someone about my security clearance.  
Date: 2/23/2021 2:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk... don't throw in the towel for Trump right yet.
Donald is doing his rendition of Rocky Balboa in the fight against Ivan Drago.
Just when you think all hope is lost for our champion, he finds some lost reserve
of strength and gets off the mat and wins the bout.

That said, I personally believe that Donald Trump has at least six more years of blame in him.

  
Date: 2/23/2021 3:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...in case your imagination is lacking regarding the above comment, see:

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50973967803_ab739eb84f_b.jpg

  

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