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Date: 2/19/2021 3:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I await a certain member of USM ...whom we have all come to respect , revere us with the acumen and....well the snarky comment.  |
Date: 2/19/2021 6:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  How'd you know that I was in Mexico? Ahhh, yes, "tortilla." Flashes me back to when I was riding for "José Doroteo Arango Arámbula." I new him as "dorito." He was big on revolution, which was fine with me, `cause in those days, I was really into Mexican food and feeding fire ants. You probably will know "dorito" by one of his taken names, "Poncho Villa." Some of his friends also called him "La Cucaracha," but you better be sure you were a "really" good friend, otherwise he'd have you fed to the fire ants. (That was my job. Hey, it was a living.) Anyway, there was this little place in Durango, called "La Cocina de la Abuela" (Grandmas's Saloon) and they made the best tortillo soup, ever. Grandma was related to Dorito and I got invited to a get together, there, back in 1916. I ordered the numero " cuarenta y dos" which was a half gallon of the soup and thirty two liters of "Patron En Lalique" tequila. That was some party, I tell you. I even got to meet "Blackjack Pershing." (I think?) adios  |
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Date: 2/19/2021 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Snarky reply Exhibit A ...let me take a guess and say that the song you seek is not the television jingle for your 1972 Tortilla Corolla.  |
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Date: 2/19/2021 6:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Snarky reply Exhibit B Well, there was a song by Barney the purple dinosaur with mention of tortillas and since we all know your preferences in television, I'm going with that as my answer. |
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Date: 2/19/2021 7:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I could probably use another hint but first I have to ask if this has anything to do with those illegal Cuban cigar rolling refugees you have made into indentured servants and have locked up in your double-wide outhouse? I did promise not to mention this online but I don't think the INS monitors USM so you should be safe. Do Cubans even make tortillas? You could probably roll a decent cigar with one. Give me another hint please! |
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Date: 2/19/2021 8:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Greetings Kronk, while in Mexico did you happen to run into Senator Cruz while sipping the tequila you spoke of? I thought that maybe somehow you convinced him that leaving Snowflake at home during the winter crisis was considered cruelty to animals..... |
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Date: 2/19/2021 8:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Re: Snarky exhibit A...... I drive a Yugo, as in will YOU GO away? Re: Snarky exhibit B ... I prefer Captain Kangaroo, not imaginary purple dinosaurs. Re: Snarky exhibit C.... No ha lo espanol |
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Date: 2/19/2021 8:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Answer to riddle: Actually, it was more of a wrap. |
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Date: 2/19/2021 9:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...ah yes, the Yuog(tobekiddingme) you had mentioned a while ago. Just for everyone to see, Hey Larry has done an amazing job at camouflaging his vehicle so as to not receive complaints from the neighbors that live in the palatial residences adjoining his own. Take a look and be dazzled by the sophisticated effort he has made so that it "blends in": https://www.manaonline.org/app/uploads/2017/09/020_Fotolia_Alexander.jpg |
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Date: 2/19/2021 9:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I well remember the day tha Hey Larry installed a flux capacitor into his Yugo and made an attempt at time travel: https://cnet1.cbsistatic.com/img/yFiG_SprHwsc29GTd2bEUqNh8Cg=/1200x675/2009/09/03/2fce621d-f4d6-11e2-8c7c-d4ae52e62bcc/yugo45destroyed.bmp |
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Date: 2/19/2021 9:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...never one to easily admit defeat, Hey Larry decided that he would recreate this underwater Lotus submarine of "The Spy Who Loved Me" fame: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/67/48/866748ef81db57204503f85896560c0a.jpg ...and here is the curiously similar result: https://img.hmn.com/fit-in/900x506/filters:upscale()/stories/2016/08/YugoNext_1200.jpg |
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Date: 2/19/2021 9:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That picture is worth a thousand squirrels, and that’s what it sold for. |
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Date: 2/19/2021 9:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Public Service Announcement, don’t smoke. It’s bad for your health. |
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Date: 2/19/2021 9:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Mine floats better. I nicknamed it Pennywise. |
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Date: 2/19/2021 10:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...you should check your keyboard connection. When you spelled out S T I N G Y B U G G E R, it came out onscreen as Pennywise. |
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Date: 2/20/2021 11:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Man; you should have been there. That tequila is so smooth. I mean, like it gives you, "triple vision" and the soup actually counteracts that awful tequila hangover. So, a body is able to fry it's brain and not feel bad, until the sixty third year of life. At which time, said body usually loses forty seven and a half percent of total brain function. Not too bad a deal, in my humble opinion, anyway. No matter, I'm only fifty one and not too worried about it. As a matter of fact, I did catch "Cruz" at the airport. He was in "a bit of a rush," so we only had time to share one bottle. I'm now a member of "the inner circle." (We have a plan.) Viva la revolución! |
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Date: 2/20/2021 3:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...someone here is sixty-three and hasn't lost 47.5% of their brain function. |
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Date: 2/20/2021 4:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth;" Ecclesiastes said that. (and stay away from blue agave derivatives) |
Date: 2/21/2021 5:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
Ive had more fun reading the comments!!!! |
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Date: 2/21/2021 6:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Smokn Joe... you can blame Hey Larry for that. He just acts difficult ALL the time. I remember the time he had a "Guess the Song" contest going and his song was "Let it Be" by The Beatles. I guessed "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow (which is pretty much the same song) and he argued the point for days about it and then finally went into a huge snit. The moral of this story is: Don't say "Copacabana". |
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Date: 2/22/2021 1:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ This is what happens when you sniff gorilla glue and eat tidepods..... |
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Date: 2/22/2021 8:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Tide pods are part of a balanced breakfast. |
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Date: 2/22/2021 4:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
OK, you two. We need to straighten up and fly right. "Smokin' Joe" is our first customer in four months. |
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Date: 2/22/2021 6:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ I thought your arm hurt? |
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Date: 2/23/2021 2:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I think his laxatives just kicked in. |
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Date: 2/23/2021 10:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Not only is my arm hurting, from having "too much to dream," but the talking dog took a 3X3X2 inch chunk off my left trapezius muscle. The little beast dug up a two week old grey squirrel corpse, from the flowerbed, and was attempting to bring it into the living room. "The Doctor" says I need a "meat transplant" to replace the lost tissue. (L.E.D. swallowed it.) I am having a rather difficult time finding a donor. I did answer an add that declared, "You need meat? Don't go no further," but they were actually trying to push expensive beef steak. A Romanian friend says that he saw a thirty six pound vampire bat, hanging around the ruins of an old castle, behind his house. So, I've got that going for me. By the way, would you happen to know Hekler's blood type? |
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Date: 2/23/2021 10:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I eat one prune per day, whether I need it or not. |
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Date: 2/23/2021 11:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It's funny you ask...Hekler has not been known to be a giver and I fear that he makes his own blood bank when needed. With that being said, I don't think he's all that fussy since he uses gorilla glue as a way to avoid slipping while he hangs out at night. |
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Date: 2/23/2021 2:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Kronk! Hey Larry is probably not aware of my blood type as his days as a practicing vampire are long past. I can however, supply you with this information myself if it is important to you. Years ago, my blood type was XXX but my metabolism has changed since that time and I believe it to be about 1/10X at this time in my life. I hope this reply was helpful to you. |
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Date: 2/23/2021 2:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and I DO NOT use Gorilla Glue. I use Armadillo Adhesive. |
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Date: 2/24/2021 3:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I could probably help with the weak talons. I learned from the best. Vlad told me, "It's all in the metatarsals, my friend." |
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Date: 2/24/2021 3:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Yes, indeed, my friend. Sooner or later, we must all realize that if we were meant to be continuously picked in gin, we would have been born as the present Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, or a laboratory sample. I've backed off the sauce, myself. It just hurts too bad. |
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Date: 2/24/2021 4:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you can't blame the current Speaker of the United States House of Representatives for being a tosspot. Word on the street is that she and Hey Larry were, at one time, pen pals. This could be significant. Try and be generous with regard to her plight and cut her some slack. |
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