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Date: 2/15/2021 7:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...if there was a trail of crescent rolls, I'd know who the culprit was but this one baffles me.  |
Date: 2/15/2021 8:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Well, the one suspect who chose to hide in the dumpster was an out of work quick change artist who didn’t plan ahead because his so called escape route no longer had a phone booth anywhere.  |
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Date: 2/15/2021 8:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...he should sue the phone company for their part in getting him arrested. Still, a dumpster outside a church doesn't sound like a terrible place to live. Every Sunday morning you could crawl out and hit the parishioners up for a few bucks. If they look like Trumpers, tell them that you're in the dumpster looking for evidence of election fraud and hit 'em up for a thou to keep you going strong. |
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Date: 2/16/2021 3:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! I hope once they figure out that there’s no evidence whatsoever they won’t ask for the money back..... |
Date: 2/16/2021 5:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 998
This happened just in the next county over from us. Is it any wonder that the thief hiding in the dumpster also was cited for having a 'controlled substance'. Note to thieves --- go rob people when your sobber. Drugs make you stupid !!!  |
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Date: 2/16/2021 5:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 998
Oh, and our county and theirs almost never get but a dusting of snow once or twice per winter. They decided to make their big robbery attempt during a storm that gave us the most snow in 50 years. Brilliant thugs. |
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Date: 2/16/2021 7:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^^^ Jinkies, This Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by Velma . Remember kids, life is like a Scooby snack. And don’t do drugs! |
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Date: 2/16/2021 8:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hiya Ginger! I should have done some homework on the annual snowfall averages in Washington. I thought for sure that you would get a lot more. Maybe Canada is a selfish country and keeps all the snow to itself unless some sneaks out the window at night to go partying. |
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Date: 2/16/2021 8:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...if you happen to see Velma around, say a few nice things about me (if you don't have a problem with lying). I've had this crush on her for like...FOREVER! |
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Date: 2/16/2021 8:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I might be persuaded to give you a glowing letter of recommendation.....providing you can get the stash of Scooby Snacks for me. Deal? |
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Date: 2/16/2021 10:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...and, I could order some for you and have them in hand tomorrow but I don't think the USPS would deliver them to you. You might however get a visit from some other government representative. But you like company, right? |
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Date: 2/17/2021 3:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Scooby Snacks are legal, you must have misconstrued some bizarre Canadian slang for what is normally considered a fun and wholesome treat. |
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