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Hey Larry’s Joke of The Impeachment Week

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/13/2021 5:24:00 AM)
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No doubt all of us have had better things to do this week, and myself, well I had to work since I am essential and like to eat!

I did not follow the impeachment trial on television, instead choosing to read various news articles here in the states as well as from sources from other parts of the world.

For what it’s worth, agree to disagree, here are some key take away points I’ve gleaned .

1. Exercising your right to freedom of speech. This includes mud slinging, name calling , half truths and down right lies if I were to literally believe what some of these politicians are handing out like candy.

2. Pass the buck. Yes good ol’ Harry S. Truman must be not only rolling over in his grave, I’m surprised he hasn’t returned from the dead .

3. In the face of undeniable evidence, act defiant . After all, you probably have enough dirt on your fellow law makers ( or law breakers ) that they’ll be sure to have your back. Beside, they’re up for re-election in the next cycle.....

4. If you tell enough lies over and over and over again, it becomes truth.

5. The “Alfred E. Newman” effect. This time honored character from the MAD Magazine of satire and humor was famous for his motto.....”What, Me Worry?” Yes folks, nothing gives greater freedom and peace of mind to a person that has no accountability, bears no responsibility whatsoever. After all, the taxpayer is footing the Bill.

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Date: 2/13/2021 5:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Feel free to leave some key points of your own! I’m not running’ for office so I won’t hold it against you.  
Date: 2/13/2021 8:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I watched portions of the first day hearings and didn't go back to torture myself any more.

This is so reminiscent of the old comic book ploy of the existence of multiple universes/dimensions.

I can't claim to be impartial about Donald Trump because everything about him is sleazy and his voice
makes my skin crawl. You would think that his supporters could see the true person that he is but, as
usual, people only see what they want to see and pass off the negative aspects of his persona as
strengths for some inexplicable reason.

I then watch clips of his drug infused oldest son ranting about how poorly people are treating his daddy
in sentences that are only slightly more comprehensible than that of his sire.
The darling daughter stays in the background and keeps relatively quiet but that can only be attributed
to the fact that she is attempting to run a side scam of her own and wants to place distance between
herself and the controversy surrounding dear old dad.

I may be deceiving myself when I proclaim to be capable of rational thought and I do enjoy the benefit of
being outside the perimeter of all the action so I feel that I can be less affected by political dogma.

I do read articles from both sides of the fence so there is an opportunity to make judgement calls. If I
see something that could be disputed, I will only investigate further until I have made an opinion by and
for myself and will not generally accept any other person's facts as the gospel truth.

If I was a partisan voter though, I would be more likely to believe that any accounting of Trump's reprehensible
behavior as FAKE NEWS. He has trained and indoctrinated them so well.

Take care "Unites States". It was nice knowing you.

  
Date: 2/13/2021 9:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Now Hekler, I want you to tell us how you really feel. Don’t hold back.  
Date: 2/13/2021 9:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...sorry, I changed my opinion in the last ten minutes.
Donald Trump is, in the words of the old Frankie Avalon/Annette Funicello
movies, THE GINCHIEST!

Please disregard that earlier fuming reply. My price has been met.

  
Date: 2/13/2021 10:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I see you have contracted Lindsey Graham syndrome. Unfortunately the vaccine for such a disease will take a lot of money and back door deals before a cure will even begin to make headway.....  
Date: 2/13/2021 10:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...those "back door deals" of which you speak leave me with a feeling of nervous trepidation.
I must vehemently iterate that I do not engage in back door deals.

  
Date: 2/13/2021 10:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You are not familiar with American politics, are you?  
Date: 2/13/2021 11:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...are you trying to tell me that some American politicians don't occasionally "drop the soap" to curry favor with other politicians?

I think reality speaks for itself. You yourself have brought up Lindsey Graham and I know that Ted Cruz, Mitch McCriminal and Josh Hawley
are not beyond shower carelessness if they stand to profit in any manner afforded by their inability to keep a tight grip.

  
Date: 2/13/2021 11:40:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh, so you ARE familiar with American politics...my bad.  
Date: 2/13/2021 12:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I tried watching that farce and ended up shooting my TV screen out. "Our tax dollars at work."  
Date: 2/13/2021 12:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk has Elvis' blood in his veins.

  
Date: 2/13/2021 12:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk & Elvis have been sighted at the old strip of what was once the downtown Los Wages of days gone buy. Now there’s a story for the tabloids....  
Date: 2/13/2021 1:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...if I write a complimentary story, I wonder if there's a Cadillac in my future?

  
Date: 2/13/2021 4:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Ahhhhhh, you have only to check your bowl of Alpha bits cereal to find the answer....
  
Date: 2/13/2021 4:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    For further reference, remember these 7 in the next election cycle.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/the-7-republican-senators-who-voted-to-impeach-former-president-donald-trump-explain-their-rationale-225523716.html

They truly did vote their conscience.......
  
Date: 2/13/2021 5:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Update:

https://www.npr.org/2021/02/09/965472049/the-capitol-siege-the-arrested-and-their-stories

The brain washed speak.
  
Date: 2/15/2021 5:40:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    One more, before I go. This pretty much sums it up......

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/lindsey-graham-trump-winning-164441718.html
  

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