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Date: 1/27/2021 5:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I tried calling that 311 number but couldn’t get a straight answer from the guy who answered the phone. Heck, he claimed he never heard of The McKenzie Brothers.  |
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Date: 1/27/2021 10:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...we're still not allowed to let chimpanzees wash and blow dry our hair.  |
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Date: 1/27/2021 11:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well there goes my business plan I had for opening a chain of beauty salons once I got my citizenship status application approved. |
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Date: 1/28/2021 12:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...did I say that out loud? |
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Date: 1/28/2021 12:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...that has to be a major setback for you. You could always try something different. Have a tête-à-tête with our newest member here and see if he'll divulge his secret to getting that nasty sticky residue off of his keyboard. Step 2: Advertise on adult websites. |
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Date: 1/28/2021 4:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I was thinking of opening an Ostrich Racetrack and Burger Barn for a backup, could use the chimps as jockeys or fry cooks. |
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