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Date: 1/26/2021 3:35:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I pick the Tasmanian Devil.... |
Date: 1/26/2021 4:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Neato video, check it out! https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=tasmanian+devil&docid=608046706870912487&mid=417B2BAFFCFB047C1ADE417B2BAFFCFB047C1ADE&view=detail&FORM=VIRE |
Date: 1/26/2021 9:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...those are such cute little devils! Probably a good pet for the kiddies. I remember a lot of the amazing history taught to me in school. Beyond the cliche "shrimp on the barbie" stuff, did you know that Australia once sent their most violent and incorrigible convicts to Great Britain? I also read somewhere that Paul Hogan is a much revered figure in Aussie folklore. He was known for walking tall and carrying a big knife. Oh the stories I could tell! |
Date: 1/26/2021 9:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Do tell, do tell Uncle Hek! We all have amazing stories stemming from our dark ancestors. Why I'll bet it would surprise you tha I were related to the Clampett clan. Bob that is.... |
Date: 1/26/2021 10:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I thought you said something about lamps or clamps one time. Didn't you once tell me you invented the C clamp or have I become somewhat befuddled in my waning years? |
Date: 1/26/2021 10:52:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You answered your own question and been hanging out with Crazy Larry's Granny too much. I did have a relative that acquired a patent to improve on the Boomerang. Yeah, the only problem was he couldn't get it off the ground. He was gonna call it Rangaboom due to it's proposed ability to fly in the opposite direction, thereby confusing the intended target. |
Date: 1/26/2021 2:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you will have to admit that your relative's creation of the Rangaboom is a step forward from their previous modification. Yes, I'm talking about the BoomBoomerang. An ordinary boomerang outfitted with explosives that was intended to blow up it's target but kept returning to the thrower before the timer expired and thus managing to turn them into ugly stains upon the landscape. |
Date: 1/26/2021 3:14:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Hence, the beginning of Acme, INC. |
Date: 1/26/2021 3:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...have you ever wondered if any company going by the name of "Acme" has ever attempted to sue the Road Runner for making Acme products appear to be rife with quality control problems? I guess it's a good thing that Road Runners and coyotes don't vote. |
Date: 1/26/2021 6:59:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 On the contrary, I always thought the Teamsters of The Greater Southwest Desert of America would have stepped in on behalf of the Union paying coyote members. Per class action and restitution. |
Date: 1/31/2021 9:05:00 AM From Authorid: 16061 You could actually have been sent to the land down under for stealing a loaf of bread it wasn't just violent criminals that were sent down under. As for Acme isn't it Greek or something for the best |
Date: 1/31/2021 10:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
As far as it being “Greek to Me” I defer the matter to my colleague who not only holds an honorary degree in the history of Warner Brothers cartoons, he has also firsthand knowledge of the team of lawyers that were hired by Wile E. coyote to represent him in a class action lawsuit against the ACME company. |
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