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Date: 1/24/2021 1:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
ROTFL!!! Granny sure does love that boy. More on this post throughout the day....  |
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Date: 1/24/2021 7:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Trip to Washington to support My Arkansas Greatest Always didn't go right because Crazy Larry didn't even make it out of the county. Skunk poaching is frowned upon. |
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Date: 1/24/2021 7:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Hey Granny! Do you have a cement pond for summer recreation? In fact, what sorts of recreation do y'all gots? Asking for a cuzin of mine. |
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Date: 1/24/2021 10:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...yep, she dotes on him. She's managed to scare away at least twelve "gold-digging wenches" that were only interested in him because of his wealth.  |
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Date: 1/24/2021 10:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...the trip to Washington was a legitimate business venture. Crazy Larry had this idea about selling gasoline to moped owners. Mopeds don't use a lot of fuel so he figured that he could prepackage it in small bottles that would be easy to store onboard the bikes for emergency purposes. The folks in Washington called them some Russian cocktail name and Crazy Larry, assuring them that he was a teetotaler and explaining that they were just gasoline, failed to convince them otherwise. |
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Date: 1/24/2021 10:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Don't forget he still has most of his teeth. |
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Date: 1/24/2021 10:11:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Wow! Those Gay Puree designer outfits are the beez knees. Did Granny go to design school? |
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Date: 1/24/2021 10:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...nope, no cee-ment pond here but we do get Daisy Mae to wrassle with bears wearing a bikini. Those bears look ridiculous in bikinis. |
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Date: 1/24/2021 10:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...he takes real good care of those teeth. He can crack Brazil nuts with them they're so strong. |
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Date: 1/24/2021 10:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Granny's designs originate from the time she worked under Coco Chanel back in the 1920s. Coco was renting the upper stories of the building and Granny rented the basement. |
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Date: 1/24/2021 10:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Does Granny's grub contain any MSG, Gluten,vegan, or words that you can't pronounce? |
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Date: 1/24/2021 10:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...no, the vittles is all natural exceptin' maybe a few shotgun pellets here and there. |
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Date: 1/24/2021 12:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
And tread marks...I mean "grill marks". |
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Date: 1/24/2021 9:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...so you noticed the grill marks from my new Bridgestone grill? You are even smarter than Hank Hill. |
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Date: 1/25/2021 12:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
You know something, my cat has gone missing. Does Granny have Chinese all you can eat buffet on Thursdays? |
| Date: 1/25/2021 2:59:00 AM ( Admin-Z ) LOL you nutter Hek lol ... |
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