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Date: 1/20/2021 10:38:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Please be careful not to ruin Hekler’s fragile psyche by pointing out his genealogy....... |
Date: 1/20/2021 11:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...if intelligent life does exist elsewhere in the galaxy/universe you can be sure that they are keeping their distance after observing how backward the primary inhabitants of this planet show themselves to be. Alien Zzgrfnur approaches humans in a friendly manner, offering assistance to our race. Billy Bob blows him up REAL good! |
Date: 1/20/2021 11:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...my "fragile" psyche will be just fine. I'm a Canadian and proud of it. |
Date: 1/21/2021 4:44:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 That explains why they’ve never made contact, but what about those abductee stories? |
Date: 1/21/2021 4:45:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I’ll give you that, but only because Canada has good beer. |
Date: 1/21/2021 12:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...abduction stories? Do you really think that people would listen with rapt attention if you told them the truth and that it was only Irving from the accounting office that gave you the anal probe? Not likely. Besides, you have a story your wife can hold onto without feeling complete despair at her inability to make you "a real man". |
Date: 1/21/2021 1:18:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 So, I take it you're not a believer? |
Date: 1/21/2021 1:21:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Or, do you know someone named Irving? |
Date: 1/21/2021 7:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I do believe in UFOs. I saw something weird when I was fourteen and out in the middle of rural Nowheretown. Bright light in the sky that went brilliant white and then straight up into the sky. I've never seen any firework do that. I did know a guy named Irving about 25 years ago but he was a photographer, not an accountant, nor prober. |
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