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Date: 1/18/2021 10:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Zema...I know that Oz is a lot closer to Thailand than I am and I'm curious...can you order this through "Skip the dishes"?  |
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Date: 1/19/2021 1:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Can you use chocolate fondue ? How about microwave popcorn style grasshoppers for the masses?  |
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Date: 1/19/2021 11:23:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...these are great with chocolate off cheese fondues but the dip make it a messy proposition when it's time to remove the legs. Your suggestion for popcorned grasshoppers is intriguing. I will forward the idea to research and development. As usual, you will receive no credit for the idea whatsoever. |
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Date: 1/19/2021 1:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Gee, not even a year supply as a thank you? |
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Date: 1/19/2021 1:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...all right. I'll send you a year's supply of grasshoppers but you will be responsible for catching and cooking them. I'd like to do better for you but the union has made a stand. |
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Date: 1/19/2021 5:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I do not accept any responsibility for the plague of locusts that you are smiting me with, tell the delivery driver I won’t sign for it. |
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Date: 1/19/2021 9:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...but they'll be the most beautiful locusts that anyone has ever seen; no one has seen anything this beautiful before. You've never seen anything like this. It's beautiful. Beautiful! The Chinese probably would wish they had locusts as beautiful as yours will be. But your locusts are patriotic locusts and they only eat American trees, crops and anything else alive made on American soil. Why, since I gave you those locusts, I've been plumb miserable. Just miserable. If I had only held out a little longer, I could have sold them in the midwest so they could complete destruction. Amazing destruction. Destruction like you've never ever heard the likes of before. Destruction like KFC went through from it's earliest days to whatever that battered squab they try to sell you nowadays. Much better than Hillary but Hillary should be in jail anyway. I blame Obama for Hillary being on the loose. Yep, those are some mighty fine locusts. Fighting locusts! |
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Date: 1/19/2021 10:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Oh.........alright. You talked me into it. But no more plagues after this, I mean it! |
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Date: 1/20/2021 12:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...it's all in my book. "The Art of the Steal" |
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