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Date: 1/17/2021 7:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...only one hundred dollars? What a bargain!  |
Date: 1/17/2021 7:23:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yesireee! And you don’t even have to get dressed. Break out the ramen noodles and relax.  |
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Date: 1/17/2021 7:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...do I get a fingertip or an earlobe if I purchase the "GOLD TICKET" for $250.00? |
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Date: 1/17/2021 8:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No, but for that same amount you can get an action figure of the King on his throne..... |
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Date: 1/17/2021 8:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I heard that those were a limited edition item. You're not trying to push a cheap Chinese knock-off here are you? |
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Date: 1/17/2021 8:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No hablo espanol....do not read the fine print...just accept it as truth....open your wallet... |
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Date: 1/17/2021 8:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...hey look Mom! I got you the Elvid Parsley action figure for you for Christmas! |
Date: 1/17/2021 2:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
LOL !!  |
Date: 1/18/2021 3:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
L.E.D. speaking: Hey Larry  I can't really get very excited over E. Presley. I found the song "Hound Dog" offensive, the first time I heard it, back in `53. I mean, have you ever tried to catch a mature rabbit? I'm here to tell you that it ain't no easy thing to do. Even the smaller versions we have today, are extremely rapid creatures. I would have liked to see "Elvis" try and catch one. Ugh! I actually scored my only capture, in 4500 years, last month. My former master, whose name I refuse to even mention, and I were going for a walk along a lakeshore that bordered a water treating facility. The facility had an eight foot hurricane fence around it and I had flushed and chased many rabbits towards that fence, only to have them bound into a hole under the fence and escape me. Well, on this particular day, I raised a rabbit near the waterline and of course, the coward made for it's hole in the fence. I knew what to expect, but gave chase, anyway. (Never let a rabbit think it's gotten the best of you.) I was the usual three feet behind the coney when it got to the fence and I prepared to pull up short, to keep from running into the fence, when low and behold, the thing missed the hole, ran into the fence, bounced off and hit me right in the head. I immediately laid hold of it, gave it a couple of lightning fast shakes of my head, to dislocate it's spine, ate about two and a half pounds off the carcass and buried the rest. (I came back a couple of days later, but undoubtedly, some scavenger had made off with what was left.) I have a date with "Miss Schobert," day after tomorrow. Afterwards, I think I may try to incite my "former" master into doing something stupid. (He's really careless that way.)....lagamorpha  |
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Date: 1/19/2021 4:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Lol, well the thought of an aging Elvis chasing rabbis is hilarious. Glad you managed to get one on the rebound, and I have a sneaking suspicion who the scavenger was due to his diet of fried grasshopper and chocolate covered fire ants... But the King did manage to make of movie that even you might like....check out “Bubba Ho-Tep”. Bye for now. |
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Date: 1/19/2021 11:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...I may be way off track here but I'm pretty sure that people of the Jewish faiths would not regard an aging Elvis chasing Rabbis as a source of great mirth. I think you should enroll in a sensitivity training course. |
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Date: 1/19/2021 1:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Through Trump University I suppose? |
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Date: 1/19/2021 1:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...that would be my choice too. Trump U has taught many world leaders the art of tact when dealing with the Jewish and Rabbis in particular. |
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