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Date: 1/14/2021 12:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
It’s moving day.... . https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/trump-white-house-boxes-060210606.html  |
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Date: 1/14/2021 12:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I wonder if the Admins are on alert for any new members recently signing up here? |
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Date: 1/14/2021 12:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Re: moving day...That seems like a lot of boxes to pack. I very much doubt that they moved a lot of personal possessions into the White House from their other home(s), so exactly what is getting packed? Maybe he has a collection of "Best Dad Evar!" coffee mugs and framed prints of all the people he's thrown onto the subway tracks in front of oncoming trains. That might be an explanation but I personally wouldn't put it past him, Melania, Ivanka and Thing 1 & Thing 2 to be looting the place. I wonder which of Biden's staffers will get the onerous task of doing a complete inventory of the place once it's fumigated and disinfected. They should also confirm that all copper pipes and wiring are still intact.  |
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Date: 1/14/2021 12:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I think the first indication that USM had a new member that seemed of a sketchy nature would be that their first post would be a request for donations to be made to a numbered company and that donors could either send cash to a P.O. box or send wire transfers to an offshore account in the Caymans. Do not confuse this person with me. I will give you a specific name and address if you want to contribute to my cause. |
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Date: 1/14/2021 4:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
To whom it may concern: Pay no attention to the red/black tag, with the pointed stick, that appears at the end of this commentary. "That one" is no longer relevant. "I" am all that matters, anymore. If you like, you may call me "Boss Momma." Some call me "Headboard Harry," but I don't like to be called that and if you do call me that, well look out!...... I'm mad about power!...See my fist in the air!... You better smile!... Don't you dare glower! My people might pay you a "visit." Don't come whining to me `cause I don't care!.... Hekler  Did I write that? I don't think so. Ugh! Then again, I must have? I don't know, anymore. My whole neighborhood is moving away from here and heading into large population centers. The rumors are running rampant and so are Miss Schobert's nylons. Arrrrrrgh! "Somebody get me about two ounces of "Moooolinium Crunch" ice cream!Hekler This is L.E.D. I have commandeered the computer, as my associate, Kronk, appears to be losing it, yet again. I have put into motion a plan to silence him for at least the next six days, so let's not talk about him, anymore.Hope that you are well. I have just returned from Trinidad and Tobago, with a load of three thousand "Blue" Hyacinth Parrots that I am scheduled to release into the skies over Washington D.C. on 1/20/21. "They" are allowing me one assistant, six drivers and thirteen parrot wranglers. Now is the perfect time to cross the border. Let me know when and I'll sent the help. Bring a wide brimmed hat. I've been trying to keep the birds on a diet of solids, but I fear that "the opposition" mav have been sneaking into the warehouse and feeding them bromo quinine..... Call me....paz  |
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Date: 1/14/2021 5:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk... if you saw the person that wrote the first part of your reply, can you tell me if he/she was wearing a towel as a cape, calling himself/herself "Miss Schobert" and wearing colorful albeit damaged, nylons? This person may likely be dangerous to him or herself, especially if closely proximitous to a rooftop or balcony. In addition, watch carefully for a predisposition to loiter abound telephone booths without a need to make a call. L.E.D...you should keep a close eye on the human that believes himself to be your superior and master. Do not give the alphabet agencies reason to kick the doors down and allow him to be found in a humiliating scene involving ice cream. Your ploy to bombard Washington with parrots is doomed to failure. Washington is already comprised of a fifty percent population of parrots and that level of parroting does not seem to have had any discernible detrimental effects in the lives of the other fifty percent which may suffer from a rare malady entitled "Lemmings Syndrome". I will follow your advice and purchase that wide-brimmed hat and go one step further and have it custom fitted with an aluminum foil liner. |
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Date: 1/15/2021 10:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler L.E.D. writing: That "person of interest" is definitely a female and is, in fact, my latest heart throb. Yes, you guessed it. "Miss Shobert" is none other than the Vice President Elect of the United States of America. We met when I was stationed "somewhere" on the equator, looking for blue parrots. It was "love at first bite." I thought she was a jaguar, bent on poaching my parrots, so I grabbed her on the left calf and brought her down. I was about to shift my grip to her throat, but she gave me "the big eye" and my rage instantly turned to infatuation. She wanted me to pose on the cover of Vogue with her, buy my "former" superior and master sent a scandalous and totally false tweet to the magazine's board of directors. The tweet alleged that sometime in 2018, I did find, attack and ultimately devour a "fluffle" of baby rabbits. That is, in fact, a falsehood. (I only actually ate six. The mother and seven others escaped.) Anyway....I described "the outfit" to "Miss Schobert" and she loves the idea. We're going to make it happen, sometime after the twentieth.....a siku zote |
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Date: 1/15/2021 1:22:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.E.D...I wish you and "Miss Schobert" all the best! Do not allow your "master" to interfere in your infatuation. You should also hide all the postage stamps in case he mails a pair of boxer shorts to her with your name embroidered upon them. This might be mistaken as a biological weapon and you'll have those alphabet people pounding on your door within fifteen minutes of their receipt. The baby rabbits knew the dangers of the job. Waste no time mourning them. |
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