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Date: 1/8/2021 3:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Well....The “A” Hole is a giveaway......  |
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Date: 1/8/2021 4:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I’m Leary of the “B” hole as pulsating lights could only mean one of two things: 1. You about to be abducted by aliens that managed to get around the wall that never got constructed. 2. It’s the light at the end of the tunnel....even though you haven’t entered the hole it beckons and you pause to reflect on your life , or there’s a party going on. |
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Date: 1/8/2021 4:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
So that leaves hole “C”. And I’m a lazy pre-retiree who doesn’t have the energy to climb any higher. |
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Date: 1/8/2021 8:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...you entered C hole and were immediately crushed by a giant rolling stone ball. However, you did manage to guess the contents of one of the holes.  |
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Date: 1/8/2021 8:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
There goes my retirement plan.... |
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Date: 1/8/2021 8:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...you mention that you're a lazy pre-retiree that doesn't have the energy to climb any higher. Take a recent example from the political arena and reassess yourself. You CAN climb higher! |
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Date: 1/8/2021 10:11:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"The Talking Dog"---That's not even close. They will never find him. Me---"Shhhhhh! Quiet! Are you mad? Do you want to get us terminated?" Hekler  Pay no attention to L.E.D. He's just talking around his muzzle. "We know nothing...nothing at all."On another note: (There's always another note, ain't there?) Have already contacted "HL" and am awaiting response. STOP...Anticipate opening in organization..STOP...$6o5. / Day, plus expenses...Prospective candidate may be required to do "light" dog sitting....Stop...Public relations skills are a definite plus....STOP....I may be able to help....STOP....Was thinking something like seven percent?....STOP....Call me.....STOP  |
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Date: 1/8/2021 10:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, I think you've confused it, it's sink lower.. |
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Date: 1/8/2021 10:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...it's not hard for a smart poochie to track him. Just follow the scent of burgers, chicken and soiled adult undergarments. I can understand L.E.D's reticence to find him, given the last tracking parameter but you put your foot down and make him do it Kronk! It is a matter of NATIONAL SECURITY! This H.L. you have contacted??? Huey Lewis? Harper Lee? Heath Ledger? Heath Ledger would've been a spot-on replacement for the current C.I.C. if he was alive and wished to revive his role as The Joker. You should just hire a public relations/accounting firm to attend to your grifting needs. You'll be much too busy tweeting. |
Date: 1/8/2021 11:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 16061
I was going to go for C as I think it looks big enough to contain Trumps massive ego that's been ruled out though, the B hole could be light flashing off the treasure or light flashing off Trumps orange healthy glow so by that reasoning I'm going for the a hole.  |
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Date: 1/8/2021 12:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Stile...Don't go for the A hole! It can only mean a lot more misery over the next four years. And yes, that sure does look like sunlight shimmering off the gold hoard in B hole. Hey Larry already got crushed by the giant rolling boulder in C hole. He always was impetuous and now he's flat and impetuous. |
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Date: 1/8/2021 12:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...and the orange on Trump's face works very similarly to a black hole. Light may enter but nothing bright ever comes back out. |
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Date: 1/8/2021 12:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...I feel certain that you couldn't sink lower. The bar has been set and it's going to be a difficult record to beat. |
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