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...Uncle Hek's Fun Page

  Author:  5301  Category:(Games - USM) Created:(1/5/2021 2:57:00 PM)
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Hey there USMers!
 
Well, it's Tuesday and time for another thrilling game from my files.
 
Now, some of you may be prepared to send hate mail in my direction because you may feel that I'm making President Trump
out to be something of a laughingstock but I swear on Trump's well-worn bible that such is not the case.
 
I'm merely using Mr. Trump in these games because if I were to feature Vladimir Putin as my subject, it wouldn't bode
well for a continued and long life expectancy. I've heard about those people that accidentally fell on bullets or
inadvertently seasoned their Big Mac with  Polonium. I'm just playing it safe.
 
Get out those magnifying glasses...you'll need them for this puzzle!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Date: 1/5/2021 3:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...people oftentimes ask me: "Hekler...how much did you have to drink before you started putting this thing together?"

I must reassure you all that no alcohol was consumed within 48 hours of any of these games or puzzles having been created.

That said, I cannot be sure that there are not residual effects of booze consumption from the '80s and '90s.

  
Date: 1/6/2021 3:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Does this game have a volume adjustment control of some kind? I can’t hear what’s being said.  
Date: 1/6/2021 3:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    As to your new sponsor in the lower left corner, is the an offshore P.O. Box address donations can be sent to? Or should one put cash into a plain brown bag to be picked up by men in black to be laundered?  
Date: 1/6/2021 3:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    As a child of the 60’s going into the early 70’s do you or have you experienced flashbacks?...  
Date: 1/6/2021 9:47:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

Hey Larry...are you serious about wanting to turn up the volume?
Personally, if the television is on and volume muted, even seeing
footage of this guy's lips moving makes me cringe and I have to wonder
who is currently getting thrown under the bus.

  
Date: 1/6/2021 9:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...just hold a wad of money in your hand and wave it around in the air outside your front door. They'll sniff it out.

  
Date: 1/6/2021 9:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...the flashbacks are all I have left these days. Don't make me stop!

  
Date: 1/6/2021 10:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    That means taking up the skill of reading lips? No thank you. I just stick to "selective hearing
  
Date: 1/6/2021 10:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    That's really what the stimulus check was meant for in the first place.  
Date: 1/6/2021 10:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    It's alright Uncle Hek, I would never be so cruel to you.......  
Date: 1/6/2021 12:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...reading lips? Why bother. Didn't you ever turn the television volume down when you were younger and
pretend to be the person that was talking? I think it would be far more interesting than what that
pompous, self-centered jackhole is actually saying. Needless to say, it's the worst that's ever happened,
worse even than all the times that this ever happened before and the worst that will ever happen.

  
Date: 1/6/2021 12:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...ah, so you noticed that your stimulus checks had a string attached to them for easy retrieval.

  
Date: 1/6/2021 12:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Bless you my son, bless you!

  

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