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Date: 1/3/2021 2:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 16061
It's for finding coffee tables in the dark.  |
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Date: 1/3/2021 5:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...if they weren't there, the highest you would be able to count is 18?  |
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Date: 1/3/2021 6:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...your big toes won't fit in your nose? |
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Date: 1/3/2021 6:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, Stile came the closest, “To make sure all the furniture in the house is in its proper place.” Hekler didn’t do well in math as a young lad I take it?  |
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Date: 1/3/2021 6:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ever hear ofKleenex? |
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Date: 1/3/2021 6:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm good enough at math to know when my Big Mac is in reality just a Quarter Pounder. Big Macs have two delicious meat patties on a three piece bun. |
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Date: 1/3/2021 6:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and yes, I HAVE HEARD OF KLEENEX! I just can't seen to get it to stay on my little toes. |
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Date: 1/3/2021 6:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Studying at Hamburger University under Professor Ronald seems to have paid dividends.... |
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Date: 1/3/2021 6:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Try super glue. |
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Date: 1/3/2021 6:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...your mention of my school days brings back so many fond memories. Learning to tell people lies when they order milk shakes and you tell them the machine is broken when it really isn't. The gung~ho attitude of the instructors when they tell you that McDonalds is just a stepping stone in your life and that anything is possible. Why, you might even become President one day. |
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Date: 1/3/2021 6:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
I tried super glue but the paramedics had to be called when I accidentally attached the box to my left ear and the other ear became firmly stuck to the mirror. What a sticky wicket that was, let me tell you! |
Date: 1/3/2021 8:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry!  Happy New Year! I'm a little late, `cause I went out of town for the holiday. That went pretty well, but the "post" celebration set me back another twenty seven hours. I'm OK, now, though and I figured, "what better way to begin twenty one, than work my head out on one of Hey Larry's finest?" (Is that enough smoke, or what?)Anyway..."My" answer was technically wrong, I suppose. I thought that the little toe enabled us to cut corners at high speed. Sort of like the "dew claw" on a canine. (I've been in "the company of dogs" for too long, I fear.) I wish us all the best and deep down in the depths of my heart, feel that we can deal with whatever "they" throw at us. Write on.....  |
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Date: 1/3/2021 11:33:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, as always it is a pleasure to have your company with the rest of us ne’er do wells. Besides, it’s as if we are the grown up version of “The Outsiders” or perhaps to a lesser degree “ The Goonies”. Hekler made a post recently regarding the haven that USM has allowed us to be a part of, and I too am great full because of that fact. I leave you, and Hekler ...perhaps G&G if they so desire, to research a song called “There Is No Beer In Heaven “. You’ll find versions of it on YouTube,mostly polka versions. But if you come across a bluegrass- country version of it ( cannot recall the artist) it is inspiring. All the best to a tired and weary world. |
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Date: 1/3/2021 11:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...word on the street is only mimosas are served in heaven. ...Starting to consider alternate destinations... |
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Date: 1/3/2021 11:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I hear they serve Fireball whiskey in the netherworld. |
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Date: 1/3/2021 12:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...then I'm doomed to abstinence. |
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Date: 1/3/2021 2:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, like the old saying goes..... abstinence makes heart grow fonder. Or is it fondue? |
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Date: 1/3/2021 4:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I once knew a guy that was "a reformed alcoholic". For him, abstinence meant that he used a lot of mouthwash but forgot to spit it out. He was so sure that people wouldn't catch on. |
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Date: 1/6/2021 3:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I did indeed check out the tune you mentioned and did not find a CW version. I shall keep looking. I do like a cold beer, occasionally, but if I drink more that about seventeen of `em, I usually get a bad headache. Interesting that you mention "The Outsiders." I guess that I can relate to "Two bit Matthews" more than any of the others. Why? Well, in the distant past, I knew a young lady named "Two Bit" and whenever I watch "The Outsiders" she comes to mind. I like thinking about her, but not too much. I was her "change man" and we had a pretty good thing going, until she dumped me for a dude named "Big Money Griff." But, that is another story, altogether. I've only ever watched "The Goonies" to hear Cyndi Lauper sing. (I even bought three of the "Cyndi Lauper Barbie Dolls."  She reminds me of "Two Bit," back when we were tight. Take it easy, my brother. I'm headed "up north" for a go go. If I'm not back by inauguration day, it'll mean either one of two things. A) We came out on top and I'm "somewhere" on the Atlantic coast of Florida, neck deep in "Cyndi Lauper Barbie Dolls," or, B) "The worm has turned" and I'm in hiding, "somewhere" on the equator.....tawfī' in ša' allāh |
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Date: 1/6/2021 3:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
NOTE: The gibberish at the end of my comment is supposed to mean Good Luck, in Egyptian. Ugh! |
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