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...it almost seems like...I dunno...DEJA VU

  Author:  5301  Category:(Interesting) Created:(1/2/2021 4:24:00 PM)
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Good evening USM and *all the people from China that are hiding out and waiting to take over the good old U.S. of A.
(*according to a source close to the Resident)
 
 
I managed to wake up early again this morning at 0-stupid o'clock and began my day by visiting my favourite haunts on the internet.
 
It wasn't long before I noticed that I had received a message from Hey Larry and we had a brief discussion about how tough and 
thankless the job of being the President must be. Well, maybe we didn't discuss THAT but there was mention of Melania and
a little tiff that the undynamic duo were having over the recent remodel of Castle Trump.
 
Hey Larry noted that Melania might have still been a resident of whatever the vampire capital of the world was when she
was younger if not for her charm, grace and overwhelmingly plasticized beauty.
 
I made some remark about her going back to Spotsylvania (Pottsylvania) with moose and squirrel
if things continued to fall apart in their marriage.
 
 
That's when it hit me!
 
Something had been at the edge of my mind for a long time when I viewed that couple together but I could never quite
put a picture to what was itching around in my brain.
 
It was the "moose and squirrel" comment that put all the pieces together for me.
 
 
I can't accurately describe the picture in my mind so I'll do the
best I can with pictures and photos to show you what I mean:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Never let it be said that I didn't let the other guy have an opportunity to defend himself.
 
Please sell your children, car and house and send this supposedly wealthy man every cent you can.
(He probably has dangerous friends in his homeland that won't take a loan default with a smile and a shrug.)
 
After all, didn't your mother ever tell you to never wake someone that was sleepwalking?
 
 
 
 
 

How it changed my life:

Now I can let something else rattle around in my head.

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Date: 1/2/2021 4:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Be sure to tune in to our next episode, “Boris demands a recount!” Or “Mar-A-Lago here we come!”  
Date: 1/2/2021 4:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Now we cam cue a Fractured Fairytale about the Emperor’s New Clothes .....only this would have his loyal subjects walking around naked because Donald said it must be so, and they don’t want to upset him....  
Date: 1/2/2021 5:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...isn't this the point where Bullwinkle says "Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat"?

I wonder if Trump has paid the rabbit well? He usually hires only the best rabbits.

  
Date: 1/2/2021 5:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I wondered why people were pointing in my direction and laughing.
They're just jealous of my fashion sense!

  
Date: 1/2/2021 5:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Is that Trump coin ad something you dreamt up or should I’ve worried?....  
Date: 1/2/2021 5:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Wrong hat, now here’s something we hope you’ll really like.....leadership.  
Date: 1/2/2021 5:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I was thinking the Emporer would be flattering the likes of Guillani or Cruz as they strutted about in their birthday suits....  
Date: 1/2/2021 5:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...the Trump commemorative coins and million dollar bill are real but only the best people buy them.

  
Date: 1/2/2021 5:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...well, people may like leadership but what are they going to do with that little car full of clowns?

  
Date: 1/2/2021 7:03:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...if Trump got the Covid again, would he call it the Deja flu?

  
Date: 1/2/2021 11:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 48531    do you ever worry about offending people, or being wrong or just misinformed. seems like the tolerance is gone. sad days  
Date: 1/3/2021 5:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Paul Revere...I can't say that I lose a lot of sleep at night (I don't get much anyway) worrying myself about
the fact that something I've posted may be offensive to snowflakes. If my submissions have touched a nerve that
deeply, perhaps it is up to the viewer to indulge in a little introspection and ask themselves why a simple post
would bother them to such a degree.

I do attempt to shy away from posting items that are overtly offensive and targeted these days.
Nothing I submit is worlds away from what you might commonly find in any satirical media so if people find these
posts to be offensive then they must also find television, newspapers, magazines and daily life offensive too.

I do thank you for reading and I sincerely do apologize if there is an item posted that has caused you undue stress.

  
Date: 1/3/2021 5:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Hi Paul, as far as myself goes it’s satire. But I don’t feel I’ve offended anyone, after all Trump is far more offensive in his tweets than I have been.  
Date: 1/3/2021 6:00:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    What he said^^^

If you can honestly, and I mean HONESTLY, look at that man and find even a scrap of something that could be construed
as virtuous please feel free to join in and give us your side of the story. Blinders belong on horses, not people.

  
Date: 1/5/2021 2:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 998    Paul, it is very good to see you here. You have been with us a long time, and I'm sure you have seen us remove anything that shows outright hatred and bigotry. In religion and politics we hope to see good conversation on all sides of the issues. However when posts or comments get to pointed and lean toward hate and demeaning attitudes, we hope to curb it and redirect the conversation towards a healthy banter.

These humorous posts have helped to break the icy glare of politics in this country. Much the same way as every late night talk show host does in their monologs. It is fun to have an occasional laugh at the absurdity of situations sometimes. I have constantly wondered how staunch supporters of Trump have been able to listen to Kimmel, Fallon and others, when 90% of their monologs are making fun of the latest tweets and stumbles.

I'm sorry Paul if you have felt slighted when you read items here. I do wholeheartedly agree, please give us your side. I'm not a fan of blinders either.

  
Date: 1/6/2021 9:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...thank you for your reply Ginger. I will follow your advice and keep from being hateful and making demeaning remarks.
It's always good to have a reminder.

  

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