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Date: 12/26/2020 1:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Remember to drive safely and wear a mask.  |
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Date: 12/26/2020 10:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...no, I didn't find everything I was looking for, OKAY! In fact, I was looking for assistance from one of your associates and when any of them saw me heading towards them, they skedaddled in the opposite direction. I did however find a whole pile of stuff I wasn't looking for and as soon as you ring it all up I'm going to take it to customer service and get a refund. All I wanted was a faucet washer kit. Now, while I was in the plumbing section, I did meet this very pleasant Mexican gentleman that told me that he would paint my house but I live in an apartment so that isn't going to happen. There was also a nice lady in aisle three that was offering companionship but I have a dog and that's good enough for me. By the way, when I was chasing down those associates, I accidentally sideswiped that row of stainless steel refrigerators. People should get a price reduction on those because they're damaged.  |
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Date: 12/26/2020 10:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Sounds like someone needs a nap. Sleep aids are on aisle 3. Or, if you are constipated you will also find a wide variety of laxatives on the next aisle over...that way what ever crawled up your.....can blow it's way out.. Have a nice day! |
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Date: 12/26/2020 11:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I was in a pretty good mood until you got chocolate in my peanut butter. |
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Date: 12/27/2020 1:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It would be fun to wait in a long line with you. Especially if it were a hot summer day and you had a cart full of ice cream |
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Date: 12/28/2020 3:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I am a fun person to stand in line with as long as you're not immediately behind me and I've just eaten at Taco Bell. |
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Date: 12/28/2020 3:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’ll be sure to wear my hazmat suit..... |
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Date: 12/28/2020 10:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...won't be enough. |
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Date: 12/28/2020 10:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...not even close. |
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Date: 12/29/2020 5:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Even if I distance myself an additional six feet while wearing a deep sea diving suit encapsulated in a bathysphere? |
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Date: 12/29/2020 8:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and use all that in one of those giant hamster balls. That should do it. |
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Date: 12/29/2020 10:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
WEEEEEEE DOGGIE!!@ |
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