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...Christmas Eve Movie Spectacular!

  Author:  5301  Category:(Entertainment) Created:(12/24/2020 4:37:00 PM)
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Hello USMers!
 
It's that time of year again!
 
 
 
 
So, what are you all doing tonight?
 
Last minute gift wrapping?
Clipping toenails and boozing?
Calling relatives and asking them to stay away?
 
 
You're probably pretty tired of watching the same old Christmas fare on television year after year.
You know what I'm talking about.
 
Home Alone, Christmas Vacation, It's a Wonderful Life, The Santa Clause, etc., etc., etc.
 
Isn't it time for something different?
 
How about snuggling up in that comfortable chair with a loved one and watching a classic movie.
No loved one available? Your pet or a favorite shoe will work just as well.
 
The story on offer tonight is the tale of a giant ape terrorized by modern society and unable to grasp the finer points of interaction therein.
It's a heartwarming saga of love, anger and, in the end, disloyalty.
 
Get those PJs on, grab a glass of nog and dim the lights. The show is about to begin.
 
 
 
 
 
ENJOY!
 
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Date: 12/24/2020 4:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Merry Christmas, Hekler! You've kept it real (or, sorta real, anyway) and for that I thank you. Riot on......  
Date: 12/24/2020 4:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Thank-you Kronk! I hope you and yours have a great holiday too.
Don't let that talking dog tear open and lay claim to all your gifts while you sleep tonight.
Keep the windows locked and the assassins at bat. Leave some rum out for them. It is a time for giving!

  
Date: 12/24/2020 5:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Went to my local theater to see this would be blockbuster of a movie, but when I got there a sign at the ticket window said ....”Gone Golfing in Florida ,not coming back.”  
Date: 12/24/2020 5:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Does Crazy Larry’s have straight jackets, tasers, handcuffs, and a big box of Whitman Samplers they could overnight?  
Date: 12/24/2020 5:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Have you tried streaming the movie on your iPad? Someone MUST be offering it.

Crazy Larry has a truck roaming every major metropolitan area. Just call in your
order and it will be at your door in twenty minutes or less or your pizza is free.

FREE PIZZA WITH EVERY ORDER!

  
Date: 12/24/2020 5:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...and, in response to your product availability query, we have it all!

DON'T FORGET TO SPECIFY PIZZA TOPPINGS!

  
Date: 12/24/2020 6:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Well, I have only been able to find fake news sites that seem to be commercially generated by those who have also been the think tank behind the “ Trickle Down “ economic theory. Which, after a generation or two later, economists and non partisan political groups that have common sense...did I say too much?  
Date: 12/24/2020 6:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...if you're still looking for "trickle down" benefits, all I can suggest is that you rifle
through Bill Gates' garbage cans. There oughta be SOMETHING good in there!

  

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