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Date: 12/17/2020 5:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Do you have to purchase 3-D glasses to get the full schlock-o-Rama to view this Hammer studio rip-off?  |
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Date: 12/17/2020 5:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I need to point out that I have yet to receive payment for sponsorship of your late night b-rated movie show.....don’t make me send out reinforcements.... |
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Date: 12/17/2020 6:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...3D glasses are not required. Just bang your head on your desk 3 or 4 times, nice and HARD and you should get the effect you're looking for. Send the reinforcements. I'm not scared. I have an attack bird!  |
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Date: 12/17/2020 6:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
You should be greatful, not suspicious of that person on the money that was sent to you. Why if you only had the “Hey Larry “ ( patent pending) do it yourself DNA and Genepool testing kit and chemistry set , you would have no doubt that you are part of American History...... Why listen to some of my satisfied customers! “ There’s a sucker born every minute.” P.T. Barnum “ Never give a sucker an even break.” W.C. Fields Make America Great Again .......... Donald Trump |
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Date: 12/17/2020 6:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Attack bird? In a can no doubt.... |
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Date: 12/17/2020 6:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm aware of the third guy...isn't he the one that banished shredded cheese? So America could grate again? In addition, the attack bird is NOT in a can. She is currently sitting on a stupid egg and has gotten even more attacky. Pass at your own risk! |
Date: 12/17/2020 6:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  As a child, I had the most active imagination. No friends, save the ones I created for the occasion. (The talking dog " was around, but he was inconsistent.)Indeed, I created imaginary friends and enemies, like they were going out of style. Going to school and mixing with real children, came nowhere near satisfying me, the way that my "created things" did. BREAK ! "What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make His way home." Verses from the song, "One of us," (1996, Joan Osborne) "Brethren" OK, now. Where was I?... GASP...The tune came through the headphones and I think that I may just have experienced my first ever "moment of clarity." hiccup... BREAK! L.E.D. the talking dog, here. "I regret to inform you that it appears that kronk has "left the building," yet again. He may come to, in a day or two and if not, someone will get back to you...I dig that red haired guy's teeth."...furaha  |
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Date: 12/17/2020 6:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...sorry to hear that your talking dog is incontinent. He/she/it should be better soon with a little laxative in it's food. I too had the imagination thing going as a kid...those glass TV tubes would be my "space ships" but they made a heck of a mess when they crashed and I eventually had to find new "space ships" (parental threats were also involved) to play with. |
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Date: 12/18/2020 1:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
A scaryometer should be a prize you put in every box of Deepends....sorta like a box of Cracker Jack. |
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Date: 12/18/2020 1:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I have an active imagination these days Kronk. Why I often daydream about what it would be like to work in Washington , D.C. Ah yes, whiling away the hours on the Senate floor wasting time and taxpayers money because of trivial things like a Pandemic or wether or not the country should have two presidents instead of one. Why I dream of better things like when I will be able to vote myself a pay raise or better yet, give myself a PPP loan that I won’t need to pay back. Then there’s the endless rounds of golf and vacation breaks ..........and so on.... |
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Date: 12/18/2020 5:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...Nah, the Deepends should come with an automated "voice box" that becomes enabled once the wearer has a full load. Phrases like "Christ man, is that smell coming from you" or "Smells like someone didn't get there on time". Diversionary tactics. Something Trump taught to the world. |
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Date: 12/18/2020 5:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
After careful examination of the "face on the money," I'm quite convinced that it's none other than the "vice president-elect" and if you can sit on the load, until the old man checks out, I can "almost" guarantee a 10,000 % increase in value. I have "ready cash on cash" and this could be "our" chance to move way up in the food chain. Please send contact information for Hey Larry. (use "the code" You know which one I mean.) Have started "talking dog" on 24 prune per day regiment....STOP Nothing, yet, but expecting "major" breakthrough, soon....STOP Please send "Deepend" X 12 units. ASAP!....STOP Advertised size will be just fine....STOP |
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Date: 12/18/2020 6:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...thanks for the info on the money Kronk. I hadn't seen any pics of Pence when he wore his hair long and got "the fly". As a special favor to you, I can tell you that the Deepends can be ordered with all kinds of options. Would you like me to contact the factory and order yours fully loaded? |
Date: 12/19/2020 12:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 48531
looks good  |
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Date: 12/19/2020 2:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...and it's less filling. |
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