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Date: 12/16/2020 11:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Well, let's see; the top quote was written by a rich (and successful) business man, who happened to be a member of the republican party and ended up getting elected president of the United States of America.The second quote was written by a statesman and lawyer, who began his political career as a member of the democratic party and then switched parties and ran for, and won, the race for president of the United States of America, as a member of the republican party. Neither of the men stood for a second term as president. Both were assassinated, the businessman, figuratively and the lawyer, literally. "Well, talk about "beating around the bush! The man asked for differences and all you've provided are similarities. Answer the question!" **I won't. I've lost too many friends, as it is.** "Coward! I've a good mind to unfriend you, myself!" **Oh, yeah! Who's gonna` take you on those unscheduled walks, at 0200?**  |
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Date: 12/16/2020 4:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...the first quote is by a relative of Kronk's talking dog, a Mr. R.R.R Whole that shal forever be remembered for his exemplary works in bilking funds from businesses and private citizens in order to keep his hamburgers and fried chicken coming to his prison cell while he tweets about how the trial was RIGGED! The second quote is from a tall guy with a beard that got shot while at the theater.  |
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Date: 12/16/2020 4:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...but he HAS managed to con a major number of people and he has yet to deliver the goods. If everyone would only wait for "two weeks" as he has requested on innumerable occasions, he might be able to get something done. Democrat voters just have no patience. |
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Date: 12/16/2020 7:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
(Somewhere, north of the southern border, in a white room, next to a broom closet...at night) L.E.D.---"I want him." kronk---What? Want him? Who, exactly do you want? L.E.D.---"That feisty one, dressed in the capri blue. Bring him to me, immediately." kronk---I can't just "bring" the man to you. He is an independent, free creature, who undoubtedly has plans of his own, that probably don't include cowering before you. Besides that, he lives in another country. Besides the obvious issues, how would I even get him through customs? L.E.D.--"Let me worry about that. I have "friends" in extremely high places." kronk---Those "friends" in high places, may not be in place for much longer. Times are changing L.E.D.--"You worry too much. I've got it covered. All it takes is one phone call to "BIG RED," and seal team 21 will spirit blue boy away in the blink of an eye." kronk---Really? Suppose "BIG RED" gets sent back to Florida, on a rail? Then what? L.E.D.--"No problem. You just make him an offer that he can't refuse and he can just walk across with the other half a million aliens." kronk---Hmmmmm. OK. I need money for an overcoat. |
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Date: 12/16/2020 7:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I need to take up drinking again. |
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Date: 12/17/2020 4:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well Kronk, I was gonna say that Lincoln was elected to a second term and Trump wasn’t...to date that is. Lincoln was a member ofThe Whig Party because a Toupee wasn’t invented yet. The Whig party eventually became The Republican Party because toupees never looked legitimate...... The talking dog...has he practiced law?  |
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Date: 12/17/2020 4:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler that reminds me of a old joke about Politics. How do you know when a politician is lying?...yeah his lips move. |
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Date: 12/17/2020 4:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, and all this time I thought deals were made on the golf course. Why I never dreamt that broom closets enter into the deal making process. If Monty Hall was still around we could have us a Hek of a card game going....... |
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Date: 12/17/2020 11:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Never mind, turning to the booze. At our age, the buzz just ain't the same and the risk is hardly worth the reward. I mean, consider the sad state that I find myself in, at present. Talking to a dog, fooling myself into believing that "any" rich and powerful politician is even remotely interested in my welfare and trying to spearhead the creation of an "over seventy airborne training group," at the senior daycare facility. No, my friend. You're doing just fine. Maintain as long as possible and keep a close eye on Hey Larry. "John Barleycorn must die!" (Traffic, said that) |
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Date: 12/17/2020 12:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I like your take on history. In my "present state," I find it all too plausible. You see, my present "fact checker" was referred to me by "the talking dog" and of late, I am not so sure that pair has my credibility in mind, when they proofread my rants. (I have a plan to deal with them, after the inauguration.) As far as "the talking dog," goes, I can hardly get a straight answer out of him, anymore. Besides spending way too much time with my fact checker, he's recently taken great interest in bronze age history. Just the other day, in fact, while he and I were walking to his ancestral dumping ground, we were approached by two neighborhood children. The children had in their possession, an adolescent opossum and were quarreling over who should take the beast home. The kids asked me point blank, "Who gets the `possum?" Well, before I could answer, "the talking dog" produced a short sword, snatched the `possum away from the child that was holding it, hoisted the animal aloft, while brandishing the sword and proclaiming, who "really" wants this `possum! Anyway, the kids ran off and I was barely able to deflect the sword, in time to save the opossum. Deprived of his intended prey, "the talking dog" took down three, two year old, pecan saplings (valued at $48.60 each, by their owner) and then "high tailed it" to the dumping ground, where I took the opportunity to ask him, "what was all that about?" He referred me to "1 Kings 3:16-28" and made off in search of the opossum. I do remember one "deal" I made in a broom closet. That one cost me $2.75 and four licks with the head coaches, paddle board, "Big Nancy." |
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Date: 12/17/2020 2:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...yeah, I pretty much gave up drinking earlier this year but I still manage to have a drink or two a week. Not much joy drinking by yourself and the attendant gut rot and tiredness that go along with it just isn't worth paying extra for. I get more out of chocolate milk these days. I'm not looking forward to imbibing in future social situations because one beer or drink will probably put me on the floor if I continue to abstain. I can use the money saved to buy better coins for the collection. I'll make sure that I hide the coins around Hey Larry. He gas a thing for feeding vending machines for week-old sandwiches. |
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Date: 12/18/2020 1:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if that Opossum is now a part of Rocky Racoon’s Revival. As far as your fact check situation goes I’ll be interested to see what transpires after the inauguration. I have met the paddle back in the days of corporal punishment, good times...or as they used to say, it’s all fun and games until you can’t sit down for a week. Oh, Hekler has a thing for canned chicken. Talk about living in a glass house! |
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