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Date: 12/12/2020 6:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...those are right up there with: A dog limped into a saloon and the barkeep asked him if he could help him. The dog replied "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw" Game, set and match  |
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Date: 12/12/2020 11:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did. |
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Date: 12/13/2020 12:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Two fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and says, “I don’t even know how to drive this thing.” |
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Date: 12/13/2020 12:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!” |
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Date: 12/13/2020 2:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well that should cover my “Joke of the Week” posts till next year. However, just in case...... Did you hear about the hit an named Artie w hose method of kill was strangulation? Yeah, well he was contracted to take out three witnesses that a mob boss didn’t want to testify in a big trial. The mob boss asked Artie how much he would charge for the services. Since Artie was fond of this Boos, he agrees to do the job for a dollar. Well, Arties ends up getting caught in the act, and as you might have guessed, The headlines in the newspaper read “Artie Chokes Three for a Dollar!”  |
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Date: 12/13/2020 4:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm going to change your joke slightly. Hit man is a guy from Havana by the name of Juan Cigar. His specialty is arson. He incinerates the domicile of a rival political family, killing them all. Headline reads: Cuban Cigar Cause of House Fire. |
Date: 12/13/2020 5:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I love those two jokes. I don't think that I could ever tell a complete joke to save my skin. Hekler Your jokes were awesome, also. My favorite is the last one. (Current affairs)  |
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Date: 12/13/2020 9:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...I should get a job at a supermarket. I think I'd have a natural affinity for responding to customer queries. That would be a fun half hour. |
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Date: 12/13/2020 11:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Should you get a job at a supermarket let me know, that would definitely be worth a trip. |
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Date: 12/16/2020 4:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll wear a GoPro camera so I can share my experiences in the ICU after saying the wrong thing to the wrong person. |
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Date: 12/17/2020 3:53:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well I that case we should consider starting a Go Fund Me to support the cause. |
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