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Date: 12/1/2020 5:40:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 I never knew Red Green was a native Arkansan, cute family photo in the lower left corner too. |
Date: 12/1/2020 5:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...his uncle's brother on his father's cousin's side was related to a girl that had native Arkansasan ancestors. |
Date: 12/1/2020 6:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...don't be making snarky remarks about that photo in the lower left corner now. That's a candid shot of the mother of my two sons. When she's in a good mood. |
Date: 12/4/2020 12:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 10722
Well this is awkward.. What do I do with this here dead possum since it's not in the recipe? |
Date: 12/4/2020 2:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Anomaly X...you could always skin the thing and make yourself a nice wintertime mask if you live in a cold climate or just send it to Hey Larry. He's a taxidermist in real life and just lives for the days when he receives road kill in the mail. |
Date: 12/4/2020 2:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...another fun idea would be to stick the thing in a neighbor's mailbox or under the windshield wiper on their car. You know that they would do that to you so what's holding you back? |
Date: 12/4/2020 5:20:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 Yeah, You’d think I’d have a roomful of roadkill where I live but nooooooooo! I have to compete with the cleanup crew, aka turkey vultures. |
Date: 12/4/2020 5:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...maybe it's the fault of the recent election and the partial dismantling of the USPS. Your packages are probably in a holding pattern somewhere but they will be delivered. Nothing better than ripe roadkill jammed through your mail slot. |
Date: 12/5/2020 3:57:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 According to the USPS tracking number given me, due to COVID-19 it may take awhile to get to its destination. That’s code for don’t hold your breath. |
Date: 12/5/2020 7:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I think that would be code for Definitely hold your breath once it arrives. |
Date: 12/5/2020 1:03:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 In other words.....dead on arrival? |
Date: 12/7/2020 5:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...could just be playing possum. Poke it with a stick. |
Date: 12/7/2020 5:47:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 All I gots is a divining stick...ya think we can commence to poking or should CSI be called in? |
Date: 12/7/2020 7:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I personally can't see how you doing some dowsing will be much help in any way. Not sure what the acronym CSI stands for but I'm guessing it means Cook Something Instantly. If you know the people with a portable microwave oven, go ahead and call them but I thought for sure that you would be more the type to use a crockpot. |
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