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Date: 11/28/2020 7:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The first one to answer this funny joke gets an all expense paid one way greyhound ticket to visit Hekler and discuss American dictators.  |
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Date: 11/28/2020 7:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Answer correctly that is....^^^^^ |
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Date: 11/28/2020 1:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
... I have LOTS to talk about!  |
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Date: 11/28/2020 2:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...if YOU know the answer already, does this mean that you're at a Greyhound station right at this moment? If so, I'll put some beer on ice and start making my eggplant parmigiana. I also have LOTS of TP! |
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Date: 11/28/2020 5:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
How could anyone possibly pass up a deal like that? Why I bet we could even convince Kronk to throw in an alternate prize to the one that answers the closest! |
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Date: 11/28/2020 6:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...while I agree that Kronk might have some seemingly "valuable" prizes to offer, I'm not sure that everyone could be comfortable with them. Ever since he started messing around in his lab and cross-breeding/cloning/genetically altering animals such as his talking dog for example. How would you actually keep an alligoater or wear one of his pythongs? I have to say that I'd have to take a hard pass. |
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Date: 11/28/2020 10:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Consider it like an amusement park. Disney don't have a talking dog that's for sure! |
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Date: 11/29/2020 9:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I am already considered to be an amusement park by a bird that believes me to be her parent and/or mate. |
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Date: 11/29/2020 12:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Really? Might I guess the bird to be a vulture? They are quite sociable and are part of nature's clean up crew. |
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Date: 11/29/2020 5:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...well, she's not normally a vulture unless she sees you with food. Then, she'll stare at the food and eventually, want to fly over and dance on your plate while trying things out. You have to head this off before it starts by giving her some potatoes/rice/meat ball/cheese/pasta. Even then, the stuff in your plate ALWAYS looks better. She, in turn shares with me. Bird poop. She loves to come over, eat my books, chew on my charger cords, give me a manicure and poop. Bird poop has become a way of life for me. |
Date: 11/29/2020 7:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I am a bit confused. What exactly is a "green prepper?" I'll search later and if I'm satisfied, I may sweeten the pot. As a matter of fact, my "talking dog" was digging up the back yard, the other day, and happened upon something that could prove invaluable. (or, totally worthless)I was headed out there, with my wood, to tie off on the little mugger, when he shot out of the hole, yipping and yowling for my wife. Seems, he'd chipped a claw on something and was bugging out. I took a swing, but he leapt, rolled and then sat back on his haunches and told me that I had bad posture. Ugh! Anyway, I threw the club, but he made it through his doggy door and hid under my wife's ottoman. I will deal with him, later. So, I check the four by six foot excavation and find a finely preserved magnum corn cob pipe, a pair of "ray ban aviator" shades and a solid gold plated metal tie pin, engraved with the letters "D.M.U.S.A" I won't say anymore, because I've already said too much. I will see that you get the artifacts (sooner or later) on one condition. I need to know the whereabouts of one "M. Trudeau." Don't ask, because I can't explain. I am enclosing a SASE. Call me.  |
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Date: 11/30/2020 4:31:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, a green pepper could be a pepperoni, or a jalapeño, something along those lines. As far as your recent archeological discovery goes I knew D.M., is a man of his as he said he would return and yet he did once again. The whereabouts of the other party sounds French-Canadian, that’s a large area to cover and so I’ll be getting my detective kit out of the attic for that project. |
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Date: 11/30/2020 4:33:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Typo^^^^. Pepperocini....a Greek pepper that’s mild, used on salads or as a condiment for sandwiches |
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Date: 11/30/2020 2:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry It's me, L.E.D. You know me as "the talking dog." I just wanted you to know that most "normal" creatures understand when you write "green pepper." Unfortunately, Kronk is not a normal creature. He thought you meant a green "prepper." I'm about to report his paranoid psychotic behavior to the C.P.M.A.T.R.C (Center for the prevention of mental anguish towards rational creatures) Red meat forever! Regards, Luck E. Dog |
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Date: 11/30/2020 5:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Dear L.E.D., it’s a pleasure to meet you. I trust you are not related to SAM, and understand that normal isn’t what it used to be. Case in point, I was raised to hold the door open for a lady, respect your elders, say please and thank you and so forth. Nowadays if I hold the door open they just keep on walking past me. I’m a elder and all I get is consternation. And ,well, common courtesy should be made into an episode for the show of the same name this website is called. And Iagree, I could ever be a vegetarian either. Long live rock, be it dead or alive. |
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Date: 12/4/2020 5:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Does anyone care to take a stab at the answer? |
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Date: 12/4/2020 9:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I dunno... because he couldn't TELL where the target was? If this riddle has a dumb answer, you should send me a collectible Donald Trump coin. |
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Date: 12/4/2020 9:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...because it had Trump syndrome and wouldn't bow to anyone? |
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Date: 12/4/2020 9:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...because it was out of T.P. and couldn't give a **** anymore? |
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Date: 12/5/2020 3:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Because he didn’t “HABANERO “. |
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Date: 12/5/2020 7:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...ack...ack...SPEW! |
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Date: 12/5/2020 7:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...let's make it more seasonal...on dasher, on dancer, on prancer and vixen on vomit, on cupid, on donner and blitzen... |
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Date: 12/5/2020 4:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry That's actually a pretty good joke. Write on..... |
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Date: 12/5/2020 6:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I thought it was too Kronk. But Hekler didn’t get it. |
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Date: 12/5/2020 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I never get any. |
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Date: 12/5/2020 6:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
of these jokes. |
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Date: 1/29/2023 4:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I just sent off for seeds to grow "the hottest pepper" in the United States. "L.D."---How do you know that it's "the" hottest? kronk---The ad said it was, and with a name like "Carolina Reaper," it's gotta' be hot. "L.D."---Whatever. |
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