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...When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Twitter

  Author:  5301  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/17/2020 8:42:00 PM)
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 Hey USMers!
 
I saw this little blurb earlier today regarding the SpaceX launch the other day and Ivanka Trump's tweet about it.
 
I had to blur out the names of the replying tweeters so you can't send congratulations. Sorry.
 
If you haven't seen it yet, enjoy!
 
 
 

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Date: 11/17/2020 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Oooooh don’t get my hopes up. Please tell me this isn’t fake news! I’m willing to take up a collection to help pay for a one way to.  
Date: 11/17/2020 11:03:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...heck, I'd send a donation too and I'm in Canada. He needs to go somewhere and stay gone.
The whole family needs to join him. Is the S.S. Minnow still doing day tours?

  
Date: 11/17/2020 11:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...and the tweets were real.

  
Date: 11/22/2020 6:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "Moon river, wider than a mile
I'm crossing you in style some day...." Andy Williams said that...Hekler It must have been the fall of `68....."Oh, no! Not another one of those!".....Quiet! Another word out of you and I'll get the probiotic prunes!...."Yelp!"....

All through elementary school, I was under the (mistaken, as it turns out) assumption that I was a creature of the night. I didn't drink blood or maul transients; nothing like that. I just thought that I could see in the dark. You know, like owls, raccoons and night vision rifle scopes. Anyway, I lived in a very rural area, my parents went to bed when the sun set and I was forever sneaking out to wander the nearby forest or local cemetery. (depending on my mood)

When the sky was clear and a full moon shown, that was when I was especially active. I actually thought that a full moon made it easier for me to see in the dark. A big moon does, in fact, make it easier to see, if you are in an open field and traversing level ground. Unfortunately, I tried to negotiate woodland trails, dense thickets and secluded family graveyards, with predictable results.

By the time 1968 rolled around and it dawned on me that I was not nocturnal, I had twice broken my nose, stubbed five of my toes and barely escaped being impaled for grave robbing. (I didn't do it! I had a "talking dog" back then, too. It was him! He stole that femur!) noapte buna

  
Date: 11/26/2020 9:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I always had a tendency to prefer the night too. I still prefer to go out for walks
or to do a little cycling after most folks have retired for the evening.

I enjoy the peace and sometimes see stuff that day people miss out on entirely.
It also diminishes the constant ring in my head.

  

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