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Date: 11/14/2020 9:31:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And it goes without saying,some boys never grow up.  |
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Date: 11/14/2020 11:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...when your toddler has a breakdown in Toys R Us because you won't pay $150.00 for the latest "Talking Piece 'o' Crap", you grab their hand and out of the store we go. No counting to three and no consolation prizes. Homeward bound. ~Hekler McHekler  |
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Date: 11/14/2020 1:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Of course. Back when it was allowed parents were actually permitted to whoop a child’s backside. Works wonders. |
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Date: 11/15/2020 7:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm currently at work inventing a portable whooping booth for parents of all ages to use with their retractable children. It pops up at the push of a button, is soundproof and folds at the second push of a button. Trying to get it to market at a cost lower than $25.00 per unit. I need a U.S. connection. Want to invest? My next project will be a personal "cone of silence" in the old "Get Smart" tradition. This should be a Godsend for folks that experience an abundance of negative background noise. Once again, international investors will be required. Want to get in on the ground floor? |
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Date: 11/15/2020 4:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
My investment group has taken an interest. Due to the fact that they have seen too many Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote cartoons they will need a little more convincing. Prospective ideas on paper, blueprints, chalkboard diagrams, past performance data, telemarketing data, Gallup polls...you get the idea. |
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Date: 11/15/2020 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...just read through my instruction booklet for the father and son model here: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNb29r0UEAAAtm3.jpg It should give you all the details you'll require. *Note I had to change my name on the patent application to Professor Cone. There was a series of slight misunderstandings with my talking urinal invention. It wasn't a pleasant scene. |
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