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Trumpetry *** UPDATED WITH LATE BREAKING NEWS! ***

  Author:  5301  Category:(Poetry) Created:(11/7/2020 10:56:00 AM)
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IMPORTANT UPDATE
 
  November 7, 2020    5:20 PM
 
 
Vandalism at White House !
 
The White House police force is currently investigating an incident of vandalism.
President Trump had contacted them earlier this afternoon when he noticed that some 
cretin had defaced the official White House portrait of former First Lady, Hillary Clinton.
 

 
Mr. Trump is said to be enraged and will seek the perpetrator at every golf course he visits.
 
 Trump assures the American public that this demon will pay. " I won't  sleep until she is brought to justice."
 
 
Ms. Clinton could not be reached for comment at this time.
 
The investigation continues.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The President and family with (other) defeated Presidential hopeful Kanye West in a happier moment.
 
 
 
 
 

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Date: 11/7/2020 10:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Hi NSA! Hey Larry put me up to this. I'm not to blame.

  
Date: 11/7/2020 12:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I'm Hey Larry and I approved this message, deep tissue that is.  
Date: 11/7/2020 1:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...you probably will need to get more tissues for all the tears you're shedding.

  
Date: 11/7/2020 1:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...he swore me to secrecy but I'm a blabbermouth. Hey Larry voted for Kanye West.
He felt that he was the best person to continue Trump's legacy of screwups.

  
Date: 11/7/2020 3:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Shades of O.J. Simpson.....yep  
Date: 11/7/2020 3:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    You don’t have to brag about Kanye if you truly feel he is the man, after all he is married into the American version of the Royal Family. He has mental issues, like the Royal Family. He wants free money from the Government, though he he doesn’t need it...like the Royal Family. All he needs now is the electoral vote inn 2024 to seal the deal....if he is mentally stable.  
Date: 11/7/2020 3:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...caught the O.J. jab, did you?
And here I was, thinking I was being subtle.

  
Date: 11/7/2020 3:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...curious that you mention Kanye in the same sentence as the Royale family.
I do assume that you were referring to the manufacturers of that delightfully soft T.P.

  
Date: 11/7/2020 7:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...if Trump's "spiritual advisor" had been anything more than a low-quality witch doctor, the Republicans could
have been saved a lot of embarrassment. Once that fly landed on Pence's head during the debate, they should have
known that the show was over and packed up their bags and gone home.

In Canada it is a well known fact that if you're running for political office and a fly lands on your head during
a speech...phhht!, game over. Nothing is a worse omen than the dreaded fly on head. Many decent Canadian politicians
never had a chance to show their stuff once that fly landed. You just can't mess with a powerful force like that fly.

  
Date: 11/7/2020 11:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    No, I was referring to the stable family headed by Liz of Buckingham Palace. And as spiritual advisors go Trump should’ve hired that funnel cake eating monkey instead. At least he smelled good.  

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