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Date: 11/1/2020 2:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
..."You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there." — Edwin Louis Cole  |
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Date: 11/1/2020 2:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
..."Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions." — Edward R. Murrow |
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Date: 11/1/2020 3:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
"Politicians and diapers need changed often. And for the same reason". Mark Twain  |
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Date: 11/1/2020 4:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...nobody ever said "an orange a day keeps the doctor away". Still it seems to be working that way -Hekler (I'm tired and jet lagged due to the change in the clocks) |
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Date: 11/1/2020 5:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Once upon a time, Chairman Mao considered becoming a member as an American citizen. But after seeing the benefits of capitalism and corporate greed he decided that he was better off keeping it all for himself. Can you guess the moral to the story? |
Date: 11/2/2020 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I'm mentally wiped out. I've been preached to, lied to, and told that I was going to be put through the grinder and dumped into "the heap," because of my beliefs. I've about decided that I shall go underground immediately and surface again, at the stroke of midnight on 11/3/2020. I'll either drown myself in Louis Roederer 'Cristal' Brut, or enlist in the Southeast Asian Foreign Legion. Chúc ngủ ngon  |
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Date: 11/3/2020 3:27:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, it sounds like you have all the comforts of a bomb shelter. Do you have room for one more? But the sun always rises and I wouldn’t be joining any legion just yet.. besides we could always seek asylum in the Great White North. Hold on to your beliefs as from your last couple of comments from previous posts have me wanting to convert. |
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Date: 11/3/2020 6:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry It is true; we just may have to approach "H" and beg for sanctuary. I'm an old, married guy, so my "groveling technique" is pretty solid. |
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Date: 11/3/2020 5:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, I got a feeling beer or a batch of home made special shine would grease the wheels. After all, Canadians are merely slightly more dignified Americans is all. Oh,don’t mention the word LoOn....that’s a dealbreaker. |
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Date: 11/6/2020 7:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...hey guys! If you do make the decision to move north, I have a couple of family-sized tents and all the associated camping gear you might need. There is a park not 5 minutes away that isn't being used right now because of Covid and, if you don't mind using nature to it's fullest. Bring your own TP. |
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Date: 11/6/2020 10:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It's the Canadian version of Mar-A-Lago. You would think that the TP would be complimentary. |
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Date: 11/7/2020 4:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I've never heard of such a thing as complimentary TP. What were you expecting, the roll to say "Nice wiping Hey Larry, you're a natural at this"? or, "OOOHH, you squeeze me in all the right ways". |
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Date: 11/7/2020 10:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Apparently Canadian protocol differs from American protocol when it comes to the final detail. I have now come to realize that certain people are of the “Jane Goodall” persuasion and would without warning throw their own feces in your general direction. So much for diplomacy. |
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Date: 11/7/2020 2:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...now you're accusing me of throwing cats? HOW DARE YOU! |
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