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Date: 10/29/2020 11:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
You had me at Girls...... you should've seen the ones that got away. Nice work.  |
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Date: 11/1/2020 11:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...they didn't "get away". They RAN away. There is a difference.  |
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Date: 11/1/2020 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Mr. Congeniality strikes again. |
Date: 11/2/2020 6:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I tried to lure in the membership with my title. I guess we're all getting to the age when such a tactic isn't nearly as effective. Ahhh, yes..."the one that got away." There is always one, isn't there, my brother. Thanks for the kind words.  |
Date: 11/2/2020 6:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I'm flashing back to one particular incident when I stood on his door step, trying to persuade my high school principal to allow me to take his daughter to an athletic banquet. "She" was in the next room waving her hands and shaking her head, no. How did I know this, you ask? The bedroom door was open and I could see her reflection in the full length mirror. "The list is long and distinguished." Three comments ain't so bad.  Thanks for coming. |
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Date: 11/3/2020 3:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, sometimes I confuse my memory with fact, butI have a good time anyway. Once I tried to attract the member of the opposite sex only to end of with family dog expressing her undying affection to me. |
Date: 11/4/2020 1:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 10722
Won't lie, I clicked because I thought it was gonna be the lyrics to that Mötley Crüe song lol  |
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Date: 11/4/2020 5:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry The thing about carnivores is, while they may well devour you, they can sense "real" sincerity. I remember one day, I found myself alone with my great uncle Otto. Uncle Otto rarely spoke at all and after staring at each other for four and a half hours, I figured that I should say something. So, without moving a muscle, I uttered the word, "me," and Otto immediately replied, "dog." My parents came to pick me up seven hours later and I came away feeling, enlightened. That was the only exchange that Uncle Otto and I ever had.......What? So, if there is a moral to that story, I don't know it. "Feeling good is good enough."... na shledanou |
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Date: 11/4/2020 5:17:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Anomaly X Greetings, amigo. It has certainly been a while. That is indeed a good tune and the fact that you stopped in and said hello, makes my heart (in the words of Chief Dan George) "soar like a hawk." Rokk on.... |
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Date: 11/4/2020 6:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...sorry to be getting back so late Kronk. The ones that got away on me only got away because I was too naive, girl-dumb and caught up in all of my interests at the time. I missed out on at least two good women, one I re-met recently after almost 40 years and the mutual attraction was still there. |
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Date: 11/13/2020 5:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Old flames, indeed. Some years ago, I went to a class reunion and got to dance with my "dream girl." I was secretly in love with her for about five years, but sadly, whenever I got within six feet of her, I was rendered completely mute. (makes it hard to get anywhere) I professed my infatuation while we danced and she tells me, "why didn't you just say something?" Ugh! Seize the moment, amigo. |
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