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...I'm sorry poets but I just don't get it

  Author:  5301  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(10/18/2020 8:00:00 PM)
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There's a lot of poets here at USM and I do click on some of the submissions from time to time but
I still can't seem to understand a lot of it and it frustrates me.
 
Sometimes I see something that can really bring some vivid imagery to mind but on a lot of occasions, BRAINFIZZLE.
 
Some stuff is great, some okay and others look like they're trying too hard.
Then there is the stuff that looks like someone gave a keyboard to a chimpanzee. (I could be that chimpanzee)
 
For example, if I saw something like this:
 
Dog
Moon
Trees
Sigh
 
I'd have to take an aspirin. My head would overload trying to put meaning to it.
 
Something more along the lines that I could readily understand
(and I hope it's G-rated enough for USM)
would be something like this:
 
 
 

My Doggy

 © 2000 by David Scott Marley

 My doggy pees
On all the trees
And poops on all the flowers.
He does no tricks
Like fetching sticks,
Just licks himself for hours.

 

Now, I can understand that one.

 

What I'm actually attempting to say to all the poets is that I do read your works but

I'm pitifully inept at making a meaningful reply and, for that, I'm sorry.

 

 

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Date: 10/19/2020 7:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    No! No! I don't want to be first to comment!...."Get out there and defend yourself and your people, you wimp! Sheeesh! You need to give me the keys to the truck and put on this collar and I'll take "you" for a walk."....Hekler Sorry about that, man. This talking dog is driving me nuts....."What are you mumbling about, over there, you fleabag!"....Nothing, master...... Oh, good. He's going chase the neighbor's cat. That should keep him occupied for a little while...What did I come here for?...Yeah, I got it, the poetry. First, let me thank you, with all my heart, for even speaking the word aloud. Yes, the prejudice is unbelievable. I once got beat up pretty bad, by no less than sixteen of my best friends, for daring to read three lines of metrical writing, out loud. (They were all girls, too.) It takes a brave soul to admit even opening a post in the poetry section, let alone actually reading the content. I really have to go, now, `cause my talking dog needs me to brush the cat fur out of his whiskers and bury the remains. PS (I see real genius in your work...Dog--Moon--Trees--Sigh. I wish I'd said that. Write on......)..."Yo! Where are you? Your neighbor needs to talk to you. Something about a dead cat!"  
Date: 10/19/2020 12:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...thank~you for your absolution.
You might want to save the story about getting beaten up by the girls until you're an old geezer.
Go to the old geezer bar, hang out with your geezer buddies and spin the story a little bit.
Tell 'em about the time when you were younger and had sixteen women on you at the same time.

So, you really liked the dog/moon poem I wrote?
Here's another one I just put together and I'm dedicating it to you:

Cat
Claw
Bleeding
Ankle
Ow!

  
Date: 10/14/2022 6:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler It's been almost a month and I'm in need of a poetry fix, bad.

"L.D."---A poetry fix? So, what are you doing in this post?

kronk---I felt drawn, here. I dunno'; it's crazy. Did you read Hekler's poem? It's about a dog.

"L.D."---Really? Why didn't you say so. Finally, someone writing about "The Master Species!"....(later) "Oh my goodness! Someone has created a masterpiece! Who is
this "David Scott Marley," fellow. Whoever he is, he's a genius!

kronk---I agree. There is genius in Marley's writing, (somewhere) Anyway; did you read the one that Hekler wrote about the cat? Or, don't you like cats?

"L.D."---I like cats, alright. Especially on Tuesdays, slow roasted and set on a bed of poke salad, with a smidgeon of "blue vervain" on the side, for color.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 10/14/2022 6:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    C'mon man; why did you really come to this post?

kronk---I wanted to see a post about poetry at the top of the "Last Active Post" list.

"L.D."---Nothing better to do, eh?

kronk---That sums it up, nicely.
  
Date: 10/16/2022 4:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    We're on top, again.

"L.D."---It won't last.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 10/18/2022 10:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    You do realize that you are the only person commenting on this old post.

kronk---I can't help it!

"L.D."---You are very strange.
  
Date: 10/19/2022 5:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Do you get it, yet?

"L.D."---Don't drag me into this mess. I've moved on. You're the one who's still living in the past.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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