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Hey Larry’s Joke of the Week #8

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/17/2020 12:25:00 AM)
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You may not believe that Trump isn’t the Prime Minister of Canada..........it’s Trudeau.

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Date: 10/17/2020 12:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Where’s my Kokanee?  
Date: 10/17/2020 7:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'd like to speak for all Canadians and offer our American friends
a heartfelt THANK~YOU for keeping him all to yourselves.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 7:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...and while Canada may have had crooks, fools and Fascist hatemongers as Prime Minister,
there has never been an occasion when all three occupied the position at the same time.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 7:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I sent the beer by UPS over three weeks ago.
Check with your Customs and Border Patrol office.
If they look happy, you know where it ended up.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 7:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I for one, figure that Trump holds the world’s record for fact checking more than any president past or present. And it’s still being broken daily. Hey, why was the skeleton at the hockey arena?
  
Date: 10/17/2020 7:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...yep, that guy is fact up for sure.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 7:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh that’s just great. My cousin works in customs and I’ll never see that case for sure. Couldn’t you hire a mule instead?  
Date: 10/17/2020 7:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I tried using a mule once but he got caught at the U.S.?Mexico border.
What an ass!

  
Date: 10/17/2020 7:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...skeleton at the hockey arena???
He had a bone to pick?

  
Date: 10/17/2020 8:35:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    No, he was the ZAM-BONEY operator.......  
Date: 10/17/2020 9:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you're such a skullful comedian. I sort of expected the answer tibia
play on words and it surely was! Very humerus!

  
Date: 10/17/2020 9:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    It’s a real rib tickler for sure.  
Date: 10/17/2020 9:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you should be on the Howard Sternum show.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 10:54:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I take it that you have your own Milton Bradley game.....Operation?  
Date: 10/17/2020 12:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...yeah, I once did have that game but it got destroyed when I was
carrying it one day, stumbled and wrenched my ankle.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 1:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Did it make your nose light up as it made an irritating sound?  
Date: 10/17/2020 3:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...it was probably the booze that made my nose light up and led to the clumsiness.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 3:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh, Fields Syndrome.  
Date: 10/17/2020 3:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...fields, hallways, staircases...you name it, I've fallen there.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 3:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I have something to contribute and it's about "kokanee." I took the entourage up to Juno and we arrived during a drought. The streams that usually harbor salmon, didn't have enough water to float a mayfly. We were very disappointed and complained to "the ministry." "They" informed us that "they" were not "the ministry" and that Alaska was not a part of Canada. (who knew?) "The entourage" blamed me for the everything, saying that I should have watched the weather before dragging them into a dry temperate rain forest in search of a fish that was in all probability illegal to have in one's possession. "They" threatened to fill my craw with western hemlock leaves and to cast me, unarmed and barefoot, onto a local island that was overpopulated with hungry brown bears. Lucky for me, I knew of a restaurant that served extremely fresh and tasty king crab legs for fifty two fifty per imperial measure. "The entourage ran up a fantastic bill and then left town. (I had to sell my return trip ticket and mop the floor in the crab house for a month.) I like smoked kokanee. "Ilaanilu"  
Date: 10/18/2020 4:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Krona, I have always enjoyed your fascinating adventures and this one was by far an adventure I wished I could have been part of. It would have been worth mopping the floor just to see Alaska. I have also heard that bears enjoy a good belly rub, and that they won’t harm you if you play dead.....but I’m not sure I’d want test either theory out myself. Perhaps we could get Hekler to....and as an after thought, there is a Canadian beer named Kokanee I was partial to back when I visited family in North Idaho.  
Date: 10/18/2020 4:45:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    *****excuse the typo Kronk, even with an iPad I can’t spell.  
Date: 10/18/2020 4:58:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Freudian slip...
Corona...
Fine beer
  
Date: 10/18/2020 6:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'd need eye bleach if I ever saw Hey Larry in a Freudian slip. Just sayin'.

  
Date: 10/20/2020 6:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry My daughter took Sangelina and I to Alaska during the spring thaw. (pre covid) Bald Eagles in Alaska are like turkey buzzards in south Texas. They are everywhere. Wanna' see eagles; got to the garbage dump. But seriously, Alaska is a very interesting place. We actually had four whole days of sunshine and only three days of rain. We were told that was exceptional weather, for the season, anyway. The one thing that we did "not" see on the trip was a bear. I mean, I expected to see bears running around, everywhere. One dude told us that the reason we didn't see any bears is because "they" put all the bears on one island so they wouldn't go around eating all the tourists. (I'm not so sure about that guy. He may have been pulling our legs on that one.) If I had the moola, I'd go back just to eat the king crab legs. I've eaten many varieties of crab in my day, but I think that if I could eat about three pounds of those king crab legs per week, I might actually be content. Bless her heart, my daughter spent more on that one outing at the crab house than we spend on a yearly vacation. If that's how "the other half lives;" I'm, in!  
Date: 10/20/2020 6:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Oh, and I like lime in my Krona.   
Date: 10/21/2020 4:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That guy who told you that yarn must be related to Hekler, that’s like saying there’s no rattlesnakes in Sierra Nevada range. Speaking of Bald Eagles, Ben Franklin wanted to make the turkey our National Bird as he felt they were more noble.  
Date: 10/22/2020 10:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...if anyone is interested, I can supply a map to Bear Island. Only $5.99 (CDN)

  
Date: 10/23/2020 6:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Wow, would you autograph my copy? You know, put something so endearing on lt like Bon Appetit .......  

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