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...Mobile Alabama police hold God at gunpoint!

  Author:  5301  Category:(Religious) Created:(10/15/2020 9:54:00 PM)
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Mobile Alabama  Wednesday October 14,2020
 
Mobile police drew their weapons on God, alleging that he had smashed a window and broke into a television station.
God was wearing a dress and a blue wig.
 
 
God, appearing on Earth as a black man was surprisingly not immediately shot by officers.
They will likely be reprimanded for their inaction.
 
 
Now, I know that I'm going to get some backlash from some of the more religious people here,
some will call me a blasphemer, some will call me worse. I stand by my observations.
 
Ever since I was just a little booger farmer, I have heard the saying
"God works in mysterious ways"
 
Does this not sound mysterious to you? Sounds that way to me.
 
Perhaps he was breaking into the T.V. station to make a broadcast and "spread the word"
 
Look folks, it's 2020. Can you honestly say that this is the strangest thing you've seen this year?
 
Please send your hate mail to my agent, Larry Hays.
 
 
 
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Also, with the election on November 3rd drawing ever nearer, you may wish to educate your children about this process.
 
Here is a fine book for the kiddies written by my agent. You should buy it.
 

 
 
 
 
 

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Date: 10/15/2020 11:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Fake news! The current administration staged this in an attempt to prevent mail in voting. Also, at first glance, I realize that cover photo on the book looks very familiar.......  
Date: 10/16/2020 8:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...it was not fake news. The guy really did identify himself as God.
Why everyone finds it so hard to believe is beyond me.
God may like going out in drag for a lark.

  
Date: 10/16/2020 8:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...the book cover? Your mom gave me the photo.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 5:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    She never would’ve done anything of the sort, unless you bribed her. That picture was taken right afterI failed my drivers test, the rest of it is just a faded memory.  
Date: 10/17/2020 9:55:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I didn't have to bribe her. She wanted me out of there quick because my
Chrysler Cordoba was leaking Corinthian leather all over her driveway.
I got the pic AND twenty bucks!

  
Date: 10/17/2020 10:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Dude, you got off easy. Be thankful she didn’t force you to stay for dinner. Eggplant Parmigiana ala Weight Watchers....  
Date: 10/17/2020 12:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...back when I was a cannibal, I ate weight watchers.
I wouldn't recommend it. No meat on their bones.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 1:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Lol! You would’ve been a great episode on Gilligans Island, that show was on the air way too long. Never have I ever believed in radio station coconut.......  
Date: 10/17/2020 3:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...and in all that time, they never figured out how to repair a boat.
They could have jammed Mrs. Howell into the hole and used pitch to fill
the remaining cracks. It's not like she added much to the story lines.

  
Date: 10/17/2020 3:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I should also congratulate you for passing the Bar exam!

  
Date: 10/17/2020 3:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Lol! I barely made it as it was and had trouble remembering where I parked my donkey.  
Date: 10/17/2020 3:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I meant something different but...you'll see.

  

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