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...ELVIS!

  Author:  5301  Category:(Music) Created:(10/13/2020 8:26:00 PM)
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...and now, for something completely different



https://youtu.be/3Y71iDvCYXA

 

 "Pump It Up"

 I've been on tenterhooks
ending in dirty looks,
list'ning to the Muzak,
thinking 'bout this 'n' that.
She said that's that.
I don't wanna chitter-chat.
Turn it down a little bit
or turn it down flat.
Pump it up when you don't really need it.
Pump it up until you can feel it.

Down in the pleasure centre,
hell bent or heaven sent,
listen to the propaganda,
listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand
that she wouldn't understand.

Pump it up until you can feel it.
Pump it up when you don't really need it.

She's been a bad girl.
She's like a chemical.
Though you try to stop it,
she's like a narcotic.
You wanna torture her.
You wanna talk to her.
All the things you bought for her,
putting up your temp'rature.

Pump it up until you can feel it.
Pump it up when you don't really need it.

Out in the fashion show,
down in the bargain bin,
you put your passion out
under the pressure pin.
Fall into submission,
hit-and-run transmission.
No use wishing now for any other sin.

Pump it up until you can feel it.
Pump it up when you don't really need it.


 

 

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Date: 10/13/2020 8:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    
...well, that didn't work out the way I wanted it to.
It's been so long and I've forgotten so much.
Time for the seniors home.

  
Date: 10/14/2020 1:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I can get you a terrific deal on Depends that can be shipped to your residence discreetly, and a wheelchair with very low miles. Call me!  
Date: 10/14/2020 6:15:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...if you throw in a mop and pail, you've got a deal!

  
Date: 10/15/2020 5:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Can we barter for some of that stuff you mentioned was legal up there.  
Date: 10/16/2020 8:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I can't believe how EASY it is to buy pot these days. Go online,place your order, specify same-day or next day delivery
if you're not near the store and Voila!. I should consider making an order. I could actually use it these days for it's medicinal
properties instead of different kinds of ineffective pain relievers.

When I smoked some thirty odd years ago, you could drive around half a night looking if your regular supplier was "out of stalk".

  
Date: 10/16/2020 8:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...a special thanks to Zema for her assistance in getting my video up there.

  
Date: 10/19/2020 7:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I thought this post was about "elves." Oh, well; doesn't matter. Viva la difference, I say. Oh, Lordy! I like it! Tear it up, Elvis!....Rokk on...  
Date: 10/22/2020 10:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...I think "The King" had already done his toilet departure by this era.
In addition, he was locked into Vegas. Both are certain ways to kill a person.

  
Date: 1/6/2021 9:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    You were very welcome Hekler   

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