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Crazy Larry's Joke of the Week #7

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/10/2020 4:47:00 PM)
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In honor of recent Covid-19 events. I present a riddle for the occasion! Ready? What's the difference between the Bird Flu and the Swine Flu?

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Date: 10/10/2020 4:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Answer: One requires a "tweetment" and the other requires an "Oinkment".  
Date: 10/11/2020 3:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 998    That's just pure unadulterated silliness

What better way to pass the time in the wee hours of the morning, when sleep just won't come.

Thanks, my friend !!!
  
Date: 10/11/2020 4:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    And I owe it all to Warner Brothers cartoons, along with Rocky and Bullwinkle. Best education in the world! HA!  
Date: 10/11/2020 6:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    
...see, there you go again...you gave away the answer already and I didn't even get to make a guess.

BUT, if I was to get some input from a certain "unimpeachable" source, I would be told that both were of Chinese origin.

  
Date: 10/11/2020 7:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You should have buzzed in sooner. Anyway, with two you get egg roll. Three you get stooges.  
Date: 10/11/2020 10:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    
...I see that you've conveniently deleted the "Game rules and Prize Awards" section from your original post.

From what I can recall, the first response would win a BRAND NEW 1980 AMC Pacer Malibu Barbie Edition Hatchback.
The second person to reply would take home a years supply of ♫Rice-A-Roni™...The San Francisco Treat™♫
Third prize would have been the Hey Larry Home version of Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

From my point of view it looks like you cheated and took the Pacer for yourself, gave Ginger the rice and then came back
to sleaze away with the Hippo game. Very crafty!
  
Date: 10/11/2020 10:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    
...in your next post, offer something slinky from Fredericks of Hollywood as a prize.
I'll be sure to be the first person to reply unless you do the shenanigans thing again
and take it home for yourself.

  
Date: 10/11/2020 11:49:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    My, my, my. It appears we have a sore loser....and since you are not an American citizen anyway my rules don't apply to aliens. I assure you the producer of my quiz show was the same that produced "The Apprentice ". After having staying the oblivious, you will no doubt fall down on your knees and beg for forgiveness.  
Date: 10/11/2020 11:52:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I am consulting Attorney General Barr for any future posts before peaceful protesters such as yourself decide to burn down any reality tv based format. Shame on you for being an independent thinker!  
Date: 10/11/2020 4:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!!  
Date: 10/11/2020 5:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hello Zema, how are things down under?  
Date: 10/11/2020 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...plese don't encourage him Zema.
We're trying to get him some help.

  
Date: 10/11/2020 8:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I am Crazy Larry and I will not be under sold!  
Date: 10/11/2020 8:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...you need to open your own used car lot.
I can imagine the quality used cars you'd sell.

  
Date: 10/11/2020 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

I don't know if you've ever been to this website but I personally find it very soothing:

html5zombo.com

  
Date: 10/11/2020 11:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    After zambo put me into a trance like state I have decided to buy Roy Fuchs used car dealership in Mesa Arizona. They have the greatest selection of classic clown cars from circuses all around Europe and North America. We can I schedule your test drive?  
Date: 10/13/2020 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I always go there when I'm meditating.
I haven't meditated for a while now since I
decided to stop drinking. Now I can get up
and go to bed.

  
Date: 10/13/2020 7:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...also, please say hello to Attorney General Barr 'n' Grill for me next time you see him.

  
Date: 10/13/2020 7:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...strange that you should mention Roy Fuchs...I just watched Used Cars.
Haven't seen that one in a looooong time.

  
Date: 10/14/2020 5:47:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Thumbs up , great movie.  
Date: 5/23/2023 5:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Where were we when this was going on?

kronk---Some swine gave us the flew.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/24/2023 6:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You both were probably out stocking up on toilet paper…….  

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