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Date: 10/5/2020 3:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  Yes, sir; the "little red number" does it for me, too. Nice, yes, but I'd have to customize it, just a bit. I have a special seamstress on the payroll. She is super bad and I mean that in a very good way. I agree that the collar is awesome and also wide open to work some creative frenzy on, too. I'm thinking, Wynken under the right shoulder blade; Blynkyn under the left, and old Nod, up front and funky. Black and red sequin leotards and a pair of well worn canvas jungle boots. Be boppin' down the catwalk to J.J.Cale & Clapton's rendition of "Call me the breeze." Oh, Lordy! Give it to me!......" I got the green light, baby. I got to be movin' out of here..."....Tulips were made to tip toe through.   |
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Date: 10/5/2020 3:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk! Nice of you to come out tonight! Yes, these ARE nice but could be better. The orange tartan dress would be great for wearing when one is doing an oil change or replacing exhaust components on the car but I'd have to buy a whole new set of tools to go with it. That would be a lot of coin. Maybe, if I did my hair right and added a little makeup, I could find some near-blind samaritan to do those tasks for me. I can't wait to hear Hey Larry's squeals of delight!  |
Date: 10/5/2020 5:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I think that right now would be a good time to mention that I come from an ancient Scottish clan that was and perhaps still is accustomed to wearing kilts....or was that a 3 Stooges episode starring McMoe, McLarry and Mc Shemp?  |
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Date: 10/5/2020 5:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Rhinestone Cowboy. Yeah...Glen Campbell like Rhinestone. Say, do they have special rhinestone events at the Calgary Stampede? Asking for a friend. Of course, you could design a fashion line with duct tape if you seek a challenge. |
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Date: 10/5/2020 6:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I think I've heard of your family...Clan Destine. |
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Date: 10/5/2020 6:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I once made myself a thong out of duct tape. It took two years before the adhesive wore off. |
Date: 10/6/2020 2:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Wow, you just couldn't make something like this up, could you? Did they finally run out of ideas for men's attire?  |
Date: 10/6/2020 2:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Awww lookie what ya gone and done ... you went and dragged Kronk into yer crazy-loon-a-toon world. I'm not sure he will ever be the same ...  ...LoL |
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Date: 10/6/2020 4:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
So you designed a line of clothing called "THE POSSUM LODGE" collection. Ah the gift that keeps on giving. |
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Date: 10/6/2020 4:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Well, in Hekler's defense, Kronk was a willing subject. Didn't even have to use the chroloform.... |
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Date: 10/6/2020 7:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hi Ginger! It's always a pleasure to see a lady and, on top of that, USM royalty, drop by to say hello. Personally, I think Gucci hit the nail squarely on the head here. Catering to the "inner woman" that is, at times, deeply buried in our outwardly macho persona that we attempt to show to the world. When I wrote this post, I still was looking back to that period in my life when I donned a calico dress, ruby slippers and carried a small doggie in a picnic basket. I was having a troubled year. I think this was because I was lacking in proper adult supervision. Kronk will survive. He was merely humouring me. I very much doubt that he wrote down the available phone number and placed an order. Well, at least he didn't order the dress. He may have been attracted to that lavender Columbo type coat ensemble with the ankle length brown pants. |
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Date: 10/6/2020 7:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...yep, the "Possum Lodge" collection most certainly is one that keeps on giving. I can't get into what it gave as this is a G-rated site and, quite frankly, you wouldn't want to know the sordid details anyway. |
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Date: 10/7/2020 5:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ginger Good to read you, lady. Hekler and Hey Larry have actually filled a niche in my quest for sanity. Along with my talking dog, they've given me a reason to stay up all night and sleep until 1600. I'm off the rum, and have just about given up the asperations I had earlier this year of conquering the Padre Island National Seashore and become lord of the seagulls. With their help, I now realize that seagulls are nothing but ocean going vultures. Now, I want to rule brown pelicans! Take care of you, my friend. |
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Date: 10/7/2020 5:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler How'd you know that I idolize "Columbo?" (With your savoir fare and my reckless abandon, we......well, let's not get into that, just yet.) One of the things I like about the show is, that Columbo never shows until somebody dies. So, I can tune in a half hour late and still not miss much. I was raised in a swamp, so ankle length is ma thang. |
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Date: 10/8/2020 12:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Kronk! It's always good when another friend drops by to sit around the potbelly stove, chew some tobacco and swap old "war stories". It's also good to hear that you've managed to beat that seagull obsession. We were honestly becoming worried. That day you jumped across the table and gulped down Hey Larry's burger and then screeched for ten minutes had us concerned about your mental well being. As to the Colombo thing, you always gave the impression of the "oh sir, just one more question" type of guy. You'd get your answer and then solve the whole mystery right there and then. Admirable! Keep an eye out for those 'gators. Peter Falk would have given the same advice. |
Date: 10/11/2020 5:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
LOL Hekler I mean to say that those fashions for men and women are atrocious and not what I'd be seen in. Can't stop laughing at my brother Kronks comment...  |
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Date: 10/11/2020 8:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk ALWAYS picks on me Zema. He should get a time out. |
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Date: 10/16/2020 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Before I found out about informational "You tube," videos, I was convinced that I had missed my calling in life. I thought that my flat feet qualified me to be a police detective. Last time I was given a time out, the responsible party forgot where they'd buried me and if not for my loyal talking dog, I'd literally be "pushing up aloe vera." |
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