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Date: 10/3/2020 5:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Stay happy and covid free, and y won't need Walter Reed!  |
Date: 10/3/2020 3:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 998
Love the bakarwd humor of this here joke. I didn't even have to put my thinkin cap on err nufin. |
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Date: 10/3/2020 3:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 998
Not to worry none bout me. I would have one of those 'red caps' ... even inffin they were to fall out of a truck fer free. LoL |
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Date: 10/3/2020 3:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Them "Red Caps" are made in China....just saying. |
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Date: 10/3/2020 6:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...another good reason you should NEVER go into a seafood restaurant and ask the waiter if he has crabs.  |
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Date: 10/3/2020 6:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Walter Reed? Heck, that guy probably didn't even need Walter O'Reilly. From what I can see online, the responses to this CIC coronavirus malady are: !- Needed an excuse to miss the remaining debates. 2- Please die 3- Get real sick, recover and go to prison. 4- FAKE NEWS |
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Date: 10/3/2020 6:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well you know fish are smart when they travel in schools.... |
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Date: 10/3/2020 6:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You should be the next moderator if there is a second debate. Nah, I'll just write you in on the ballot instead. |
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Date: 10/3/2020 6:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I always aspired to be in the ballet but couldn't find any nice rhinestone studded tights. A loss for the world. |
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Date: 10/3/2020 6:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...but fish can be gullible. They are too easily hooked. |
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Date: 10/4/2020 2:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh your quick witted puns are funny. And here I thought you commented just for the halibut.... |
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Date: 10/4/2020 2:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
BTW, you, ballet, rhinestone....ypu did the world a favor. Thank you. |
Date: 10/4/2020 9:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I had worms, once. Must have been about thirty years old, at the time. I really should have known better, but I was picking wild blackberries and the berries actually spoke to me.... "What are insinuating? Well, I'll tell you one thing, ....Yes. That's what I said. Well, I never!"...(It's my dog, again. Hang on while I put him in the other room. )...Now, that's better. Where was I?..."You were telling them about the talking blackberries. .hehehe..."...What! Who said that? Hekler! Is that you?  |
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Date: 10/4/2020 9:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, do you know your mushrooms? You recent comments remind me of a documentary of the same name where said experienced mushroom cultivators showed you what to look for..mmm....Hekler is a figment of our imagination. |
Date: 10/4/2020 9:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I remember once, I made a potentially fatal mistake while gathering mushrooms. I was hunting (without the benefit of a handbook) for something call "fly amanita," which I intended to use for an insect repellant. "Yeah, sure, you were...hehehe..." (puts dog in the other room, yet again) Anyway, I mistakenly loaded up on a variety call "destroying angel. "What's that you say? Oh, ok. I agree. Thanks." ...Sorry, bro. My attorney advises me to shut my mouth, before I put my foot in it.  |
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Date: 10/4/2020 9:59:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ok, changing the subject here. Peppers...what do you enjoy cooking with? Ghost Chili, Habanero...or???? |
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Date: 10/4/2020 6:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Peppers, eh? Sure, why not. I have a couple of plants. Dragon Cayenne is my favorite. Little inch long peppers with a mild heat content. I also have a jalapeno. (I am in Texas, after all.) I use the cayenne, sparingly in my gravies and stews. The jalapenos, I add to onions, BBQ sauce and sausage links. I tried growing habanero and while they're kinda' cute; the little muggers light me up, too bad. |
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Date: 10/5/2020 1:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...feed me the hottest peppers you can find. I like to regret my choices twice. |
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Date: 10/5/2020 4:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...since we're on the topic of food, I read an article a couple of days ago about a guy in Arkansas that shot his brother and a woman for getting mayonnaise on his burger. At first I thought this may have been you but when I saw that the guy was only 35, I figured it must have been someone else and Arkansas has a population greater than 4. In addition to that, I figured you to be more of the type to shoot someone when they got hamburger on your mayo. |
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Date: 10/5/2020 5:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Actually, I only get upset if someone puts chocolate on my peanut butter. Mayo is a southern thing, you wouldn't understand. Besides, they forgot to mention in that article that the guy was a vegan. Bad ending. |
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Date: 10/5/2020 6:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I think being a vegan would be a bad ending no matter which way you looked at it. |
Date: 10/11/2020 5:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
Hahahahahahaha now that's funny guys lol  |
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