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Date: 9/18/2020 7:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...quite frankly, if I had been an American voter for the 2016 election, I would have added "electric can opener" to the ballot and put my X beside that. At least "electric can opener" had the possibility to do something properly.  |
Date: 9/19/2020 5:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I can "sointanly " get behind this candidate. If he won, the first State of The Union he would give would be full of eye poking, head honking, face slapping reality this country truly needs. Not to mention his pie throwing expertise, special interests and lobbyists better learn how to duck and run.  |
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Date: 9/19/2020 6:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...why I oughta... I see you've donned your tinfoil hat before entering this post. Good thinking. I have evidence that it has been green-lighted for scrutiny by the F.B.I. On the plus side, if I had done this in Russia, I'd be waking up to a hearty breakfast of Kelloggs Frosted Polonium Flakes. |
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Date: 9/19/2020 7:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Is that the cereal with the diagram on the back of the box with a maze? Help Boris find his way out of Chernobyl and back to what's left of his farm? Limited edition. |
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Date: 9/19/2020 7:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
FBI, you sure it isn't a secret branch of The Postal Service sponsored by Goya beans? |
Date: 9/19/2020 2:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 4995
I LOVE MOE! He's got my vote!  |
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Date: 9/19/2020 5:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Vote for MOE in two-o! Don't be a puddin' head. |
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Date: 9/19/2020 7:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
>>>hey Larry...yep, that's the box but the one I had needed you to get boorish out of Washington and into a nice comfy prison cell. If you' succeeded, he could join up with the lovely Natasha (aka Rocco) and they could plant a crop together. |
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Date: 9/19/2020 7:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I wasn't aware that the USPS had a secret branch. Live and learn. What did these secret guys do? Deliver mail? Bite dogs? |
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Date: 9/19/2020 7:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...CP...thanks for coming in for a visit! I think you may be the first woman I've ever heard say something positive about the Three Stooges. Moe was my favourite too. |
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Date: 9/19/2020 7:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I've heard rumours that Moe is leaning heavily towards choosing Lynda Carter as a running mate. That should have all the men voting for him. USM having a G rating, I don't think I'd be able to do an election poster for her in her most famous outfit. |
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Date: 9/20/2020 5:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Yes, the secret branch of the USPS didn't exist until this election year. And the purpose is to prevent mail from being delivered...you see where that's going. And they don't bite dogs because of frivolous lawsuits by pet owners. |
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Date: 9/20/2020 5:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Lynda Carter as Moe's running mate? Might as well have Charlie's Angel's on the cabinet also. Win-Win! |
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Date: 9/20/2020 10:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...yeah, I saw video of that crew removing mailboxes from the streets. Since Charlie's Angels have joined the team, why not approach the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes for the halftime show? |
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Date: 9/20/2020 1:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Send me a copy of that video, someone took mine and I want to press charges. We could've hired Janet Jackson were it not for the Superbowl halftime wardrobe malfunction |
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