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Date: 9/6/2020 12:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Here's to a great start to a new week.  |
Date: 9/6/2020 3:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
I miss the days of innocent fun like this joke. Thanks bunches!  |
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Date: 9/6/2020 12:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I recall that George related a story about a squirrel that would come over and he'd give the critter a peanut. Then said squirrel would put the peanut in his cheek and act as if it had dissapeared. I would have to have seen that because I think some of that critters relatives live here. |
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Date: 9/6/2020 10:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...little Susie is a petty grifter and Grandpa is only encouraging her behavior. Give it about twenty years and she'll be entering politics. It would be a good idea to catch this early and send her off to a convent.  |
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Date: 9/6/2020 11:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So, from what you are saying you've been victimized by a young relative at some point in your grinch life? I don't imagine getting my hand slapped with a ruler from a penguin would improve this situation. It would only lead to a life in politics.... |
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Date: 9/6/2020 11:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...it all began when Cindy-Lou Who caught me red-handed, stealing the last can of Who Hash and threatened me with exposure if I didn't succumb to her blackmailing ways. People tell me that my heart was two sizes too small but I blame it on all the NOISE NOISE NOISE NOISE and the SINGING SINGING SINGING? Cindy-Lou Who went on to become a politician. |
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Date: 9/7/2020 5:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ah, this explains much. I didn't realize how addictive Who Hash is. Do you serve that with green eggs and ham? |
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Date: 9/7/2020 9:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I can't eat eggs any more as it makes my cockatiel nervous when she lays a few. Besides, I like to clean the fridge BEFORE things turn green and begin to look like cold little bunny rabbits, so the green ham is off the menu as well. I'd send you some Who brownies but you'd never get them. The border patrol might have a little fun and arrest you but that would be as far as your involvement would go. |
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Date: 9/7/2020 10:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I am relieved to know that The Who, of rock- n - roll game had nothing to do with the making of this post. For more information regarding the destruction of hotel rooms, message me. |
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Date: 9/7/2020 11:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I suppose that you're now going to shift the busted-up hotels to Burton Cummings, Randy Bachman and the rest of the Guess Who which is a Canadian band. This is a typical "whataboutism" technique currently in favour with American media types. I am dismayed that you too would follow this route of denial. Please remove from your Christmas mailing list. |
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Date: 9/7/2020 1:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh don't be so cranky. At least The Great Pumpkin hasn't used the song " Taking Care of Business " at his rallies. Surely "American Woman" would be appropriate.... |
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Date: 9/7/2020 1:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
American Woman Lenny Kravitz American woman, stay away from me American woman, readin' all my tweets Don't come hanging around my door I think you're just an ignorant mold spore I got more important things to be Cos I'm the greatest President you'll see Now woman, go cook some food American woman, it'd better be good American woman, get away from me American woman, won't you rub my feet Don't come knocking around my door I don't want to see your FAKE NEWS no more Colored folks can riotize I'll shoot rubber bullets in their eyes Now woman, get away American woman, listen what I say American woman, I'll get you put away American woman, listen what I say Don't write letters of hate 'bout me I'm your bestest President, just me I don't need your wartime vets I don't care about your stupid snits Colored folks can be neutralized A shot of tear gas right between their eyes I took a little poetic licence and reworded it a bit. |
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Date: 9/8/2020 4:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
By any chance, would you be related to Weird Al Yankovic? It's a good thing I didn't suggest the songs "Close to You or We've Only Just Begun". |
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Date: 9/8/2020 2:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I could have also done the lyrics for "Takin' Care of U.S." No, there are no luminary relatives like Weird Al (unless you count my aunt "Crazy Karen" or brother "Psycho Bill". Otherwise, my talents come naturally and I haven't been locked away (yet). I should work on those Carpenters' songs. "The War Has Just Begun" or "Close to Flu" |
Date: 9/8/2020 6:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  That's a good one. I'm with Ginger. I need to find myself a time warp. Write on......  |
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Date: 9/8/2020 10:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Howdy Kronk. I often wondered as a child what the world would be like when I read science-fiction or even when watching The Jetsons cartoons. Now that I know I want a refund |
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Date: 5/23/2023 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Now, that's what I call good, clean, fun. "L.D."---Yes, it is. kronk & "L.D."---Thanks for all the JOTW posts, Hey Larry. |
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Date: 5/24/2023 6:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Thanks for reading! |
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