He Said...She Said...(.Billy and Helen)

You wear those clothes and the boys stare
Oh, no, she said, I don't make the clothes
I said...right...you only wear 'em

Tight pants that highlight your female anatomy
Butt cheeks that pop out of the material
And I can see the out line of your female genitalia
She said no...these yoga pants make me feel comfortable
I said, right...I get very excited at your presentation
She said...don't be so silly Billy

I said...Helen for Christ's sake...your breasts practically exit your blouse
She said...my girls deserve the right to see the light
I said...maybe your girls should wear sunglasses

I said, Helen....Helen are you listening?
Your underwear has more material than your bathing suit

She said...Oh, Billy...I am not ashamed of my body
After all I am not walking around naked
I said...Helen you attract attention when you put your wares on display

I said...Helen you are blinded by fashion and your image is invisible in the mirror
She said...Billy I am not a vampire
I said...I still love you Helen
I am just a jealous man..happy to be lying next to you in bed
Goodnight Billy
Goodnight Helen