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Date: 8/29/2020 7:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I'm Hey Larry and I approve of this message.  |
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Date: 8/29/2020 7:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...and there you have it folks! A glowing recommendation from a satisfied customer who also a leading expert on lawn jockeys. Go to your phones, hop in your car, or go online and BUY NOW!  |
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Date: 8/29/2020 8:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
The Castaway is virtually unnoticeable and seamless, and the extra cushion offers a comfy ride while on my go-around. Why it's even improved my shuffleboard handicap! |
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Date: 8/29/2020 8:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...not to mention that you probably feel stronger when you're carrying a load. |
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Date: 8/29/2020 8:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
How did you know that I'm a retired truck driver? You should make an infomercial while the time is right. |
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Date: 8/29/2020 9:08:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...did you oftentimes carry a passenger when you were "driving that truck"? |
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Date: 8/29/2020 9:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...as far as the infomercial is concerned, do you think Vincent Shlomi would be a good pitchman? |
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Date: 8/29/2020 1:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
No passengers allowed, driver Carrie's no cash. How about Billy May's as the pitchman? Ed and Regis are no longer around... |
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Date: 8/29/2020 4:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm not sure about him. I think he's a republican. |
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Date: 8/30/2020 4:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Well, there's always those gals from zThe View". |
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Date: 8/31/2020 10:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...even better...HYPNOTOAD! |
Date: 9/20/2020 6:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
....Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Look into my large, oscillating, multicolored, glowing eyes and DISPAIR!.....Hummmmmmmmmmm....I am "Hypnotoad," and at the count of three, you will ever vote REPUBLICAN!......"Cut! That's a wrap. I'm feeling rather faint. Can someone bring me a tsetse fly?"  |
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Date: 9/20/2020 6:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
(despair)...Typos...Ugh! |
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