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...Hekler's™ similarly bad joke that'll make you want to hurl

  Author:  5301  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/28/2020 4:22:00 AM)
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Okay Ladies, Gents and Kiddies.
Put on your tinfoil thinking caps.
 
Question:  Why shouldn't  the show have been named Spongebob Squarepants?
 
Hmmmmm
 
Hmmmm
 
 
 
 
Winner gets to spend the weekend at the Hey Larry Slim Whitman NASCAR Casino Resort.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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Date: 8/28/2020 4:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Before I answer I must say how impressive it is to you that you have trademarked your tag. So, is the answer because Bob's behind isn't swuare?  
Date: 8/28/2020 4:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    
...yes, the trademarking IS impressive! I'll be even more impressed when the infringement lawsuits start rolling in.

I wish this site had a buzzer so I could treat your reply correctly. Big nope to your answer.
  
Date: 8/28/2020 5:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I really want to go to that resort so I can meet slim. Is the answer the pineapple he is residing in? Under the sea? Hmmm?  
Date: 8/28/2020 6:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    
...well, after the humongous amount of incorrect replies I've received to this post,
I'm going to have to divulge the CORRECT answer.

Spongebob Squarepants was a dumb name for the show because, as everyone knows, Patrick is the star.
  
Date: 8/28/2020 6:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    
...I'll see if there are any tickets left for his yodelling night opening and get back to you.
  
Date: 8/28/2020 6:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    You know what ? I wonder where the hurl comes into this?  
Date: 8/28/2020 7:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    
...after a few more beers...
  
Date: 8/29/2020 12:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Wow.......I would've guessed Slim's yodeling .....wow....  
Date: 8/29/2020 1:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 26598    Well, two thoughts come to mind and I will go with the PG rated one. A  
Date: 8/29/2020 1:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 26598    Sorry, my pinky hit enter before I could finish. Squarepants could be a nic name for a momma's boy who dresses the way she tells him, so he would not be attractive to females.
  
Date: 8/29/2020 4:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Yeah, sort of like Little Lord Fauntleroy. I'm guessing the other version has a lot to do with the child rearing skills of Hekler' parents but we dare not go there. s  
Date: 8/29/2020 5:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    
...my parents DID NOT sit on me!
  
Date: 8/29/2020 6:01:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    
...Hi Pale Knight!
Thanks for your submission! Unfortunately, it's the wrong answer.
Not nearly as wrong as some of the other answers that I've received
but then you have to develop a special kind of understanding for differing
thought processes.
  
Date: 8/29/2020 7:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    And beware who you associate with, even online....  
Date: 8/29/2020 9:15:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    
...except for me. I'm a really nice guy and I have a unicorn.
I'd bet that some others can't meet those criteria.
  
Date: 8/29/2020 2:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    That's not a unicorn, it's a rhinoceros...  
Date: 8/29/2020 4:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    
...I guess I'd better get some stronger glasses.
Last week I mistook a candy machine at the mall for an information kiosk.
I was appalled by their rudeness and vowed not to go back.

  

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