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Date: 8/27/2020 8:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No cheating, you must reply spontaneously or I will be forced to make you listen to Yoko Ono singing at full volume non-stop till you beg to be put into an asylum....either that or Hekler will send you annoying private messages.  |
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Date: 8/27/2020 8:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...but what if I like listening to Yoko at ear-piercing volumes AND sending annoying personal messages? Is there a third option?  |
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Date: 8/27/2020 8:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Okay, I'll hazard a guess...in a croc pot? ...did I win??? Send me my Celine Dion CD now. |
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Date: 8/27/2020 11:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I forgot that you were severely tone deaf as a result of being president of the screeching banshee fan club, but since You brought it up the third option is an autographed photo of Agent Orange playing golf. |
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Date: 8/27/2020 11:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That's correct, however I noticed that your answer not spontaneous since it took you over 4 minutes to reply from noxious first response. Try again next week. |
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Date: 8/28/2020 4:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...that was the answer? I was stumped so I put down the most ludicrous reply that popped into my head. Got this little headline blurb this morning: republican national convention 12:31 A.M. RNC Warns That If Biden Wins, Things Will Be As Bad As They Are Now Maybe you'd better reconsider who you'll vote foe. Is Bill Nye running? Bob Newhart? |
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Date: 8/28/2020 4:27:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I see from your last comment that you see things through orange colored glasses.... and you are gullible. I have some property on the moon I could let you have at a good price! |
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Date: 8/28/2020 4:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I've already got a small ranch on the moon (need to get out there some day). What I'm really looking for at present is some treed acreage in California. |
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Date: 8/28/2020 4:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
They tax people to death in California, like they do over in England. Tell you what, there's this nice spot of trees land next to Radman & Ginger. I can broker a deal with the current owner. |
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Date: 8/28/2020 5:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I don't think G&G would take too kindly to having me in the neighbourhood. Who wants a dumping ground adjacent to their property? I can only forsee plenty of law enforcement types in my future. |
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Date: 8/28/2020 5:27:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Just tell them that The Possum B-N-B you have planned would only add to the natural beauty of the area and would host high end clientele....just don't mention the part about nudist colony. |
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Date: 8/28/2020 4:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
..there will be NO nudist colony. There are nudists and there are the people that end up in nudist colonies. No way, nunh unh ain't-a-gonna happen. |
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Date: 8/28/2020 5:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You never learnt much from that ant farm did ya? |
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Date: 8/28/2020 6:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I sure did! I now have ant traps in all my nether garments. |
Date: 9/19/2020 10:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  An honest and spontaneous answer, here. Being born on the fringes of one of the largest swamps in the nation, (no, not the everglades) I can say that I have been around alligators for a long time and I will not eat one of the things, unless I am about to die from starvation. I can certainly tell you how "not" to cook an alligator. Please, do not save the alligator meat in your freezer for 36 months and then toss it into a caldron full of boiling tomato sauce. That noxious concoction was served over white rice, with brussels sprout on the side. I managed two mouthfuls, before I had to leave the room. The meat tasted like old rooster, soaked in sardine oil. (I don't like rooster, either.) Besides that, an eight and a half footer tried to eat my dog. If you get nothing else out of this, remember: "Never, ever, trust a reptile."  |
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Date: 9/22/2020 5:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wow Kronk, ever thought of hosting a cooking show? I enjoy your presentations and can only imagine the visuals you would provide via the tv screen. And as for the reptile advice, I've always had a healthy respect to avoid rattlesnakes when I lived in Arizona. Peace |
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Date: 10/8/2021 3:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---I want an ant farm. Me---No. You absolutely cannot have an ant farm. "L.D."---If you don't get me an ant farm, I'll.....I'll... Me---You'll what? "L.D."---I'll "accidently" wet your pillow. Me---Hey, wait a minute. Have you ever "accidently" wet my pillow, before? "L.D."---Not as far as you know, anyway. Me---That's not funny. "L.D."---hehehe |
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Date: 10/8/2021 6:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And here I thought we were going to exchange recipes……. |
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