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First there was a toilet paper shortage, now...

  Author:  5940  Category:(Conspiracy) Created:(8/24/2020 9:52:00 AM)
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Dear USMers, I have a serious matter that involves what I believe to be a serious conspiracy involving the current (pseudo) president and puppet administration... Please follow along as I explain. Earlier this year we were warned about the Corona Virus and how did people in America react? That's right, their first impulse was to run out and secure as much toilet paper as they get their hands on! Where's the logic behind that? C But now, with the upcoming November election upon us, the Postal Service which has served the country even though losing billions of dollars over the past couple of decades, suddenly decided to be rid of sorting machines leaving employees to sort by hand....talk about the potential of going "Postal ". I say that it alludes to the fact that we won't have the tool to wipe ourselves with, or that the upcoming election is much like a diaper that needs changed. Rigged. Bombshell. It all smells awful.

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I bath more often because I feel dirty.

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Date: 8/24/2020 10:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    
...instead of wasting your time writing posts such as these, your time could be spent much
more positively if you practiced your goose-stepping and reciting od "Sig Heil Mr. President".
Messing with the USPS as a last-minute strategy to create chaos and ensure reelection is the
mark of a pathetic man-child that doesn't want anyone else to play with his "toys".
If you really need the TP, give me your address and I'll send a 12 pk. of double rolls.
I'd send some Kokanee too but the border customs people would just suck it back.
  
Date: 8/24/2020 10:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Dear "pseudo " friend from the Great White North. Since you refuse to take my selfish paranoid thought process into consideration, I suggest you would better serve my delusional self righteous acts of destroying democracy more seriously. Get onboard and bring beer. Oh, and please don't squeeze the charmin. Signed, The Donald.  
Date: 8/24/2020 10:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    
...would it help if I sent some Glade plug-ins?
  
Date: 8/24/2020 10:39:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That entirely depends on where you plug them in...just saying.  
Date: 8/24/2020 11:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    
...I guess you should use your best judgement in this case. I'm not setting myself up for litigation.
  
Date: 9/19/2020 11:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry You know, I wondered about the "rush to paper," myself. When "the fear" took hold, I immediately regretted not having a full pantry, meat in the freezer and enough cash on hand. Now, I believe in personal hygiene as much as the next guy, but having enough toilet paper was actually pretty far down on my list of essentials. To be perfectly frank; I figured that I could improvise. I suppose people have developed (or perhaps, mutated) to the degree that toilet paper is more important than round steak. Sometimes, I think that we (or maybe even, I) have lost our way. I cannot comment on the USPS issue, because I am involved in litigation against them. The same kamikaze mail truck driver ran over my mailbox, twice! I shall not rest!  
Date: 9/22/2020 5:20:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    We are a nation of spoiled people, hence the tp shortage/panic. And even more scary is that people today seem to believe every single thing on tv, social media,etc. If I wanted to I could make an excellent criminal and make others do the work for me, like politicians do. At any rate, I hope you win against the USPS before it gets privatized...that is really going to make things worse.  

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