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Date: 8/20/2020 7:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I wonder what the odds are that I'll ever be allowed to go south of the Canadian border again.  |
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Date: 8/20/2020 6:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I know a great bookmaker, for the right percentage he will set you up Call 1888 get alife  |
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Date: 8/20/2020 7:24:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I don't really need a good bookmaker but if you know anyone that prints good paper, I wouldn't mind getting some of that product. As far as the 1-800 number goes, this "getalife" thing...will it be a better life or a mediocre life or will I live in a jungle surrounded by loose women that throw themselves at me? Not that I advocate that type of thing but knowledge is a good thing to have in your arsenal. |
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Date: 8/23/2020 6:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
BTW, I have it on good authority that a certain so to be ex- world leader is eyeballing an opportunity to be Canada's next PM. Most likely he'll be looking for another wife to keep up appearances because he goes through wives like water through a trapdoor in a rowboat. You'll thank me later. |
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Date: 8/23/2020 4:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...it could never happen. Canadians,as a whole, are not overtly violent people but that would be the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. He is not highly regarded in this country, or for that matter, any other. Please keep Agent Orange south of the border. |
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Date: 8/23/2020 5:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Surely you jest! How could your nation pass up such an opportunity of a lifetime? He performs miracles daily, single handedly ended covid-19 by recommending bleach cocktails, medical expert, foreign policy expertise bar none, why if you didn't know better you'd think you were supported by a house of cards. |
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Date: 8/23/2020 9:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...sure,sure, sure. I'd be willing to make a wager that you're going to tell me that Trump saved the Titanic from sinking by melting the iceberg with his hot air, and prevented the World Wars from happening due to his statesmanship and superb tact. |
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Date: 8/24/2020 12:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I won't have to. He will because he's a legend in his own mind. |
Date: 8/24/2020 2:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 28125
I'm with you about this! Thank you for posting!  |
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Date: 8/25/2020 8:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hi Princess Amy! Thanks for dropping in to my world of nonsense. I have my sidekick Hey Larry here (we alternate) to keep the yuks going. Don't be a stranger! |
Date: 12/30/2022 6:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  Never, ever, hesitate to head down south. "We" have opened our borders and invite anyone in the civilized (or, uncivilized, for that matter) world to walk right in. It's a totally "unprecedented" move and we'll even throw in a ten year work visa. (if you don't mind picking fruits and vegetables) "L.D." says to bring plenty moose with you.  |
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