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Date: 8/17/2020 11:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Do you accept S&H Green stamps? If not I have other items of value that I am willing to part with, like Alan Arkin's 1963 AMC Rambler he used to drive around Los Angeles when he was working his day job before he got famous...hit me up, I have treasures beyond your wildest dreams.  |
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Date: 8/18/2020 8:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...why yes!, We sure do accept S&H Green Stamps as shown above but you were probably three sheets to the wind when you first read this so no harm done. I will take the Rambler in an even trade. Did you know that Motor Trend named the 1963 Rambler as the "Car of the Year"? Chick magnet. Send a list of your other valuables and note when you may be out of town.  |
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Date: 8/19/2020 2:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Great! But I should mention the leins on the title from the payday loan store . I ran into a bit of a cash shortage when the blood bank could no longer find a vein. Should be able to pay that off when I get my next stimulus check. |
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Date: 8/19/2020 2:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Would you take my shopping cart full of empty beer cans in earnest in the meantime? And you'll find that list we spoke of at Pete's Pawn. Home of the wildest trader this side of town. |
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Date: 8/19/2020 3:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...don't worry about the lien from the payday loan place. I know a guy in Jersey that can conjure up an amazing replacement title. All I'd have to do would be to replace the VIN on the dash. A walk in the park. Unfortunately, I just don't have any more room for empty beer cans at this moment. I'm sitting on about $70 worth already, hoping they'll become collector's items. If it helps, I could talk to the guy at Pete's Pawnshop. I went to school with his sister and took her to the prom. I didn't even make her wear a bag on her head so they still remember me fondly. |
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Date: 8/19/2020 5:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
It's good to have friends in low places. Was your marriage officiated by a father in law holding a shotgun? |
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Date: 8/19/2020 11:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...yep those kinds of friends make things move a bit more smoothly. Could you imagine how long it would take to get the same results from a politician? Marriage is a sacred vow and I am offended by your remark about the shotgun. However, there were some shot glasses and a case of fine Tennessee whiskey involved. The father of the bride joined in later after he made bail on the shopping cart theft charge. After getting to a pleasant state of inebriation, we kicked back, turned on my 300 inch plasma screen and watched my "Best of NASCAR" video. What a honeymoon! |
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Date: 8/20/2020 3:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Politicians have an advantage though, they can vote themselves a raise and when things get tough they go on vacation...just like they are now. It's on the taxpayer funded retreats where the real negotiations take place while getting messages and room service. |
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Date: 8/20/2020 7:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I guess you've got me there. Luckily, the terrorists haven't glommed onto this yet or there would be a rash of exploding Titleist balls. |
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