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Date: 8/13/2020 7:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Good evening Mr. Grouchy! If you're talking about my right to go around unmasked and either spread this virus or take a dose of it home with me, I don't think I'm much entitled at all. I do hate wearing the thing when I'm even close to other people as my exhalations tend to blow right into my eyes and dehydrate them even more than they already are. When I'm wearing reading glasses and attempting to check out meats in the deli section of the local grocer, all I get is fog. Even so, I do realize that we are being requested to follow these protocols because there is a very REAL danger at hand and not following these precautions is a violation of everybody else's right to a healthy life. For health reasons, I go out cycling at night and, once away from everone, the mask goes into my pocket unless it's a particularly "buggy" evening and the mask prevents me from eating a lot of winged delights.  |
Date: 8/13/2020 9:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
As always it's great to hear from you Mr. Congeniality. How do you feel about taking candy from a baby or parking in a space designated for the physically challenged? BTW, got any recipes for winged delights?  |
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Date: 8/14/2020 11:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...mostly, I only like to take candy from babies when I'm actively parked in a spot for those with disabilities. It just tastes so much sweeter and they're not old enough or large enough to pull any Kung Fu moves on me. |
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Date: 8/14/2020 5:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Once again I bow to you I'm geriatric master. For your ways are not the ways of the everyday average citizen. |
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Date: 8/14/2020 5:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...the farts is with me. |
Date: 8/15/2020 7:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Ahhhh, the "E" word. Once, I complained to an old hand that other companies were giving their employees a turkey at Christmas time and our company did not give anything. I went on to say that I felt all employees were entitled to a little something extra at Christmas; a turkey or (heaven forbid) a fruitcake. He told me "Boy. You ain't entitled to nothin' but a paycheck, if you show up for work." Take care of yourself, my friend. Write on....  |
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Date: 8/16/2020 7:07:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wise words indeed Kronk. As I've traveled through life I have seen many things disappear that were once commonplace. Such as Middle Class America, the whole concept of the American Dream. Now I am relying on winning the lottery.... |
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Date: 8/16/2020 10:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I remember the good old days too Kronk. We'd get an annual bonus, a turkey, a card from the company, perhaps a little tipple and a handshake from the "higher ups" in the company with the potential to "sneak out" early on the last day of work prior to a major holiday such as Christmas or, possibly on New Years Eve. Within a couple of years, we got the turkey, card, tipple, handshake and "sneak out". Times changed again and the turkey was still there, impersonal card, handshake too, the tipple was abolished (a good idea)and the really sneaky people slipped out early. The peons had to stay for the duration. This eventually devolved into the card and a handshake. The next year, it was a card and the execs hid out or sneaked out early. You didn't get much. The last years you were given a glare if you even got near the execs with any look that approached an expectation of praise or recompense for your hard work. |
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Date: 8/16/2020 1:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes, now they just run off to the south of France with your 401k retirement savings without as much as a slap on the hand. |
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Date: 8/16/2020 8:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Dear fine citizens of France; please treat these people with extra snootiness. Thank~you |
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