The Confession

I remember walking into the Hallowed Halls
Candles and Incense, stained glass and those 12 stations on the walls

Empty pews with the liturgy a must read
The communion wafers and the priest preaching of the devils greed

Bless me father for I have sinned
I couldn't make it last week, I had an amazing date with Jason Chin

I broke the commandments, 1 thru 10
I'm hoping that you can forgive me, it was the best fun I had since I don't know when

I know....I know....three Hail Mary's and four Our Father's
And Nine Novenas to remove the bad Karma

Of course I'll have to light a candle to make my confession complete
A pit stop at each statue and a prayer that my sins I don't repeat