Shopping In My Car

I have to go shopping in my car
But I am drinking at the bar
And the the girl dancing just lost her bra!

The shopping list is long, shop at the baker, the banker and the candlestick maker
All the while making sure I have money left over for my debt collectors

I go shopping in my car with the radio turned up loud
Hoping that the kids on the street keep grooving to my sounds

I'm shopping inside the store
Picking up produce, tampons, magazines and puzzles galore!

I went shopping in my car and now the groceries are in the trunk
I am going back to the bar because I really need to get drunk!