I loved animals too much so I couldn't trap
So I went online and typed out some...crayons
I'd never go back to see what people thought
If they thought it was good...or a whole pile of rot.
I know a lot of words that rhyme
But to make a thought coherent-SUBLIME!
Too much critique I cannot take
Just like being hit with a rake
Now full of holes that are entered by moles
And after the moles, the owls fly in
Bringing cold pizza and smelling of gin
And with all this inside me
Well aware garden tools aren't free
I try to do just what I can
When there are no ingredients to make a flan
I stand on the beach and look out past the reef
And wonder if I'm causing much grief
TA-DA!