The Flight Out .... By: Scarecrow76

(( just thought I would try to give you all a chuckle.>>


She started on the flight and one drink turned into a binge.
And then she did some things that would make a mother cringe.
She lit another cigarette as the plane was going down.
She said "smoke 'em if you got 'em, I'll see you cats in town."
Then the pilot got control and the plane went into a spin.
A guy was filling several brown baggies, she said "that'll get ya thin".
Another girl asked " how will paramedics know where to go?"
She told her "they'll meet us at the crash site in an hour or so".
The flight out, to a brand new city and a place you wanna be.
The flight out, a place you wanna go to that your really proud to be.
The flight out, worth the price of admission, you can't see this kida stuff for free.
But you can see it all play out if you fly out anywhere with me.

So the plane landed safely, we headed for a baggage check.
The guy throwing up said he was gonna sue, 'cause the landing had broken his neck.
We started playing cards until they interviewed us all.
As we left the chamber they said "wait in that room just down the hall".
The media rushed in with someone from the FAA.
They said "We're sorry about your troubles, do you have a place to stay?"
The airline paid to put us up in some flea bag hotel.
Where our protagonist said even Gordon Ramsay would list this place as Hell!"
The flight out, taking us all to a place we never wanted to see.
The flight out, landed way too far from where we really wanted to be.
The flight out, headed for Hawaii but went down in Tennessee.
If you want to tell the story just go anywhere with me.

She said "all of these truckers have a certain appeal".
I looked at her cross eyed, she said "Yeah I'm for real."
I said " I have not said a thing since we started on our trip.
She said "Man, you're from Ohio, don't you give me any lip."
So I ordered up a drink which turned into a binge.
I lit up a cigar and a stripper made me cringe.
She had a c section scar and said "I know just how you roll"
I said "How nice but I'm leaving, you can keep my hat and coat".
The flight out It's really suprisin' when you see clearly that you should've took the road.
The flight out, The final frontier well this crap is really getting old.
The flight out, you will find yourself a dirty angel who will make you wanna flee.
You can only find this kind of an adventure if you go travelling with me.

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