2nd- Sven vs DesertLotus | Halloween #3

Sven glared. That DesertLotus could discover his secret.

He had to act like the typical human, despite the fact he wasn’t human. He was a vampire.

The only reason he worked at the hospital, because it just happened to full of walking food sources. But he wouldn’t mind if he didn’t have to deal with bed pans, due to his heightened sense of smell.

And getting spilled on was just disgusting.

But that female….he had to deal with her. But he’d much rather clean every urinal in the hospital. But it wasn’t an option. He had to find some way to rid himself of the pest with an overabundance of flatulence.

And why anyone even associated with her was beyond him, given how she was something of an arsonist.

So if the biggest defense the girl had was the odiferous smells she created, he only needed to combat that somehow.

Maybe he’d ask her out if she ate one salad a day for thirty days…no forty days.

Still, what to do with her? It was obvious she was infatuated with him, to put it mildly. And as annoying as she was, she didn’t deserve to be killed by him.

Not to mention he had no desire to be sprayed like a skunk.

But at the same time, he didn’t want to be bothered by her. And she didn’t seem to know what a restraining order was. Still if Ghirardelli chocolate caused her to act feral, he only needed to remove it…..

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DesertLotus smiled as she and Nani sat outside. Both didn’t see the bat that watched them from a nearby tree.

“Dear you might wanna save the chocolate for later. There seems to be a Jekyll and Hyde type of reaction…”

“Yeah….but it’s not like he’ll wanna hang out anyway.”

“Well, then it's one sided dear. You should want to hand out wants to spend time with you as well.”

“Yeah, and what kind of name is Sven anyway? Olaf is more manly them him” DesertLotus smirked. “Maybe he likes warm hugs.”

Insulted, he glared. But he wasn’t going to risk going closer as several mosquitoes had already died.

“Now that’s not a very nice thing to say. After all, he put a restraining order because of the things you did.”

DesertLotus pouted.

“Yeah….”

“So I can talk to him, if you would like to apologize for your behavior. But only if you mean it.”

“Hmph, yeah. Guess I was a bit rude.”

He rolled his eyes. A bit rude? She was the most uncouth wretch he’d meet in his entire existence.

“Now, I’ve never found him rude. So maybe if the issue is you react to dark chocolate, maybe you don’t have any until after you’ve talked with him” Nani suggested.

“Fair enough. I’ll apologize” DesertLotus sighed.

Sven glared. As if he’d ever consider an apology from that brat.

But it wasn’t over. He would stop her one way or another.

“One day, I will stop you.”

The End

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